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Tuesday, January 26, 2010, 1:14:52 PM- Democrats buy votes with our tax money! | ||
From an ER doctor Remember I live and work in a border state overrun with illegals; they make more money having kids than we earn working fulltime. Today I had a 25 yr old with 8 kids ~ that's right 8! All are illegal anchor babies, and she had the nicest nails, cell phone, hand bag, clothing. etc. She makes about $1500 monthly for each; do the math. I used to say "we are the dumbest nation on earth." Now I must say and sadly admit, YOU are the dumbest people on earth (that includes me) for we elected the idiot idealogues who have passed the bills that allow this. Sorry ~ we need a revolution! Vote em all out in 2010! WHAT BETTER REASON DO WE HAVE TO VOTE OUT OF OFFICE ANY AND ALL INCUMBENT POLITICIANS WHO CREATED SUCH A STUPID SITUATION. WHY ARE OUR SOCIAL SECURITY PENSIONERS PUTTING UP WITH THIS CRAP ? WHY HAS NOT ANYONE YET FILED A CLASS ACTION DISCRIMINATION SUIT ? REMEMBER - IN NOVEMBER, 2010 WE HAVE A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO CLEAN OUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE AND ONE-THIRD OF THE SENATE. This is an insult and a kick in the butt to all of us... Get mad and pass it on - I don't know how, but maybe some good will come of this travesty. If the immigrant is over 65, they can apply for SSI and Medicaid and get more than a woman on Social Security, who worked from 1944 until 2004. She is only getting $791 per month because she was born in 1924 and there's a 'catch 22'. It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890. Each can also obtain an additional $580 in social assistance, for a total of $2,470 a month. This compares to a single pensioner, who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years, can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement. Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees! Consider sending this to all your American friends, so we can all be ticked off and maybe get the refugees cut back to $1,012 and the pensioners up to $2,470. Then we can enjoy some of the money we were xxxxxx to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 or 60 years. And not to receive an increase for 2010!! Vote them all out of office!!! Please forward to every American to expose what our elected politicians have been doing the past 11 years to over-taxed Americans. SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW. This is your Country. Go to a Tea Party. | ||
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Monday, January 25, 2010, 1:41:44 PM- Just when you think America is lost to idiot Democrats | ||
AMERICA BEGINS TO WAKE UP AND FIGHT BACK!! An update from Oklahoma : Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9, had a few liberals in the mix, an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values...! HB 1330 Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway. Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. HB 1804. Hope we didn't send any of them to your state. This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said it would be a mistake. Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway. Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegals to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional. SB 1102 Guess what........ Oklahoma did it anyway. Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives. Joining Texas , Montana and Utah as the only states to do so. More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, the Carolina's, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi, Florida. Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again. HJR 1003 The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns. Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I'm sure that was a set back for the criminals (and Obamaites). Liberals didn't like it -- But ... Guess what............ Oklahoma did it anyway. Just this month, my state has voted and passed a law that ALL driver's license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language. We have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL of our road signs are in English only. If you want to drive in Oklahoma , you must read and write English. Really simple. By the way, Obama does not like any of this.. Guess what....who cares... Oklahoma is doing it anyway. To Verify: http://newsok.com/oklahoma-state-capitol-to-display-ten-commandments/article/3370730 http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-01-09-immigcover_N..htm http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/pending/oklahoma.asp (on Snopes it says "mixture" and I do not see it say where the mis-truth is...) | ||
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Monday, January 18, 2010, 3:41:54 PM- Scary Video!! | ||
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Saturday, January 9, 2010, 2:50:53 PM- Retiring? | ||||||
You can retire to Phoenix , Arizona where...... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. 5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! You can retire to California where... 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party. 5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is. 6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought. You can retire to New York City where... 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan .... 2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. 3. You think Central Park is "nature." 4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. 5. You've worn out a car horn. ( Ed note: if you have a car) You can retire to Maine where... 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco . 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas. 3. You have more than one recipe for moose. 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction. You can retire to the Deep South where... 1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. 2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural. 3. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense. 4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc. 5. Everything is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder." It's important to know the difference, too. You can retire to Colorado where... 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car . 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and so he stops at the day care center. 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating. 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail. You can retire to the Midwest where... 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day. 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at? " 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!" AND You can retire to Florida where.. 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon. 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars. 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist. 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. 5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people. OR stay where you are and just be happy that you have retired and still alive. | ||||||
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Saturday, January 2, 2010, 12:17:50 PM- Why Democrats in our Court System is destroying this Nation… | ||
Why Democrats in our Court System is destroying this Nation… ** As you read this - hopefully you are shocked as I am, that sexual predators to the courts are less a danger then a child being spanked… I am NOT KIDDING!!! ** LAW OFFICE OF AARON T. SPECK 20619 ECORSE ROAD TAYLOR, MICHIGAN 48180 Phone: (313) 381-9000 Fax: (313) 381-9055 December 30, 2009 TO: PASTORS OF FUNDAMENTAL CHRISTIAN CHURCHES RE: PARENTS RIGHT TO “SPANK” THREATENED IN MICHIGAN Dear Fellow Believers in Christ: As a Christian attorney practicing in Michigan for the last 23 years, I have had the privilege of representing hundreds of Fellow Believers and Fundamental Churches. Today I write to you as a brother in Christ on a very urgent matter threatening our Christian liberties in Court next Wednesday. A Christian father is facing contempt of court, incarceration, and loss of his parental rights for using “spanking” as a form of discipline for his child - a form of discipline allowed by both Michigan law and as a matter of biblical doctrine. A hearing has been set in the Wayne County Circuit Court on Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 9:00 am. The hearing will be conducted by Judge Arthur Lombard, in Room 1913 of the Coleman A. Young Municipal Building located at Two Woodward Avenue, Detroit, Michigan 48226. THIS LETTER IS WRITTEN TO ENCOURAGE YOUR ATTENDANCE AND MEMBERS OF YOUR CONGREGATION AT THIS VERY IMPORTANT HEARING. The father had temporary custody of his 11 year old son this past summer, after the boy was molested by his maternal grandfather on two occasions while in his mother’s care. (Interestingly, the mother had moved her father into the home between the two incidents.). The mother failed to disclose the sexual abuse to the father or the child’s long time Christian therapist, or even take steps to remove her father out of her residence and away from her son. In August the Court was called upon to decide if the son would remain in his father’s care after the summer, or return to his mother’s home. I argued on behalf of my client that his son should remain in his care as the mother failed to protect the child from a known predator - her own father living in her home. In order to appear in a better position at the time of the hearing on August 28, the mother conveniently removed her father from the home one day earlier on August 27th, despite having all summer to do so. To everyone’s surprise, the Court inquired during the hearing on whether “spanking” was used by the parties. Both parties said they used spanking as a means of discipline, with the father testifying that he only did so on 1 or 2 occasions per month, and in the privacy of a separate room so as not to embarrass the child in front of others. The Court then shocked everyone by finding the mother’s conduct in not reporting the known sexual abuse by her own father to the child’s therapist and the child’s father as “understanding”, while finding the son’s father’s spanking to be “abusive” and possibly related to the child’s need for therapy. The Court ordered the child back to his mother and entered an order that the child’s father not use “corporal punishment” in the future, under the threat of loss of his parental rights. When the matter was subsequently review by the child’s therapist over the last several months this fall, the therapist has now formally recommended that the parties use “spanking” to address the child’s behavioral issues. The recommendation was made even though the therapist was aware of the court order. In accordance with that recommendation the father has administered corporal punishment. The mother now wants the father’s parenting time suspended and supervised, the therapist removed from treating the child, and a finding that the father be held in contempt of court and possibly incarcerated. It is time for Christians to rally around this most important matter and attend this Court hearing. Our Christian liberty to discipline our children according to the dictates of the Bible is at stake in this case. I urge you to attend this court hearing with members of your church. God Bless, Aaron Speck | ||
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009, 1:00:07 PM- Thank You Obama!! | ||
Thank You Obama!! We just got attacked by our foreign enemy Al-Qaeda and what did we do? We treated the Islamic Terrorist like he stole a pack of cigarettes from Wal-Mart. We gave him his Miranda Rights and he asked for a lawyer. ATTENTION DUMB ASS DEMOCRATS -- WE ARE FIGHTING A WAR WITH A FOREIGN ENEMY THAT WANTS EVERY AMERICAN DEAD ISLAMIC TERRORISTS – WORDS OUR MUSLIM PRESIDENT CAN NOT UTTER Now, instead of being able to find out who the other Islamic Terrorists are that trained with this killer, we get to wait to get attacked again. Guess what else – Janet Napolitano our Homeland Security chief that OBLAHBLAHBLABH picked says the system worked!!! The system worked? Because they sent someone to stupid to ignite the bomb correctly it worked?? This guy took enough explosives on the plane to kill 260+ people in the air, and who knows how many of us in the Detroit area would of died when pieces of the plane came down on our homes??? The system worked?? The TERRORISTS own father went into the US Embassy to report they lost contact with him and they fear he is about to attack the USA. The system worked? They forgot to add him to the TERROR WATCH LIST so he could not board a plane to the USA. The system worked?? Obama’s Administration gave this Terrorist a Visa to come to the USA that Great Britain and other countries denied!! Don’t ya feel great that the Democrats are keeping us safe now? Wonder how much this trial is going to cost the USA? How come the hypocrites in the Democrat Party are not bitching about this money????? I need to add that they woke our Moron President up from his sleep to tell him that the Liberals in Europe gave him the Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing, but we get attacked by Al-Qaeda and they wait 3 hours too tell the Pretend President… What a group of clowns we have in power… | ||
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 1:29:28 PM- Dogs | ||
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they strike up a conversation The black Lab turns to the chocolate Lab and says, 'So why are you here?' The brown Lab replies, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.' The black Lab says , 'So what is the vet going to do?' 'Gonna cut my nuts off,' comes the reply from the chocolate Lab. 'They reckon it'll calm me down.' The black Lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, Why are you here?' The yellow Lab says , 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners couch.' 'So what are they going to do to you?' the black Lab inquires . 'Looks like I'm losing my nuts too', the dejected yellow Lab says. The yellow Lab then turns to the black Lab and asks, 'Why are you here?' 'I'm a humper,' the black Lab says .. 'I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away' The yellow and chocolate Labs exchange a sad glance and say , 'So, nuts off for you too, huh?' The black Lab says ....'No, I'm here to get my nails clipped | ||
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Saturday, December 19, 2009, 3:47:57 PM- Tiger Woods Holiday Poem | ||
Tiger Woods Holiday Poem Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Because a bimbo’s phone number she found on his Blackberry. He’d been cheating on poor little Elin, And as each day went by another whore came out squealing. He’d been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori, On Joselyn and Kalika, TMZ had the story. From the top of the world to above the fold, Tiger’s ever more sorted tale, it was told. With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex, And when he wasn't hosing them, he sent them hot texts. He crashed his Caddy, but didn't call OnStar, Yet he played “spank me daddy” with a swanky old porn star. He’s been naughty, so with Santa he hasn't a chance, Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants. But despite all his crying and begging and pleading, Tiger’s wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden .. And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade, If you're going to get laid, then I’m going to get paid. Now she’s not pouting, in fact she’s of good cheer, Because her prenup made Christmas come early this year. | ||
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Thursday, December 10, 2009, 9:28:49 PM- The Pope and Nancy Pelsoi | ||
The Pope The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage infront of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me." So the Pope slapped her. | ||
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 1:19:17 AM- Why Did Jesus Fold the Napkin? | ||||||
Why Did Jesus Fold the Napkin? This is one I can honestly say I have never seen circulating in the e-mails so; I'll start it, if it touches you and you want to forward it. Why did Jesus fold the linen burial cloth after His resurrection? I never noticed this.... The Gospel of John (20:7) tells us that the napkin, which was placed over the face of Jesus, was not just thrown aside like the grave clothes. The Bible takes an entire verse to tell us that the napkin was neatly folded, and was placed at the head of that stony coffin. Early Sunday morning, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene came to the tomb and found that the stone had been rolled away from the entrance. She ran and found Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one whom Jesus loved. She said, 'They have taken the Lord's body out of the tomb, and I don't know where they have put him!' Peter and the other disciple ran to the tomb to see. The other disciple out ran Peter and got there first. He stopped and looked in and saw the linen cloth lying there, but he didn't go in. Then Simon Peter arrived and went inside. He also noticed the linen wrappings lying there, while the cloth that had covered Jesus' head was folded up and lying to the side. Was that important? Absolutely! Is it really significant? Yes! In order to understand the significance of the folded napkin, you have to understand a little bit about Hebrew tradition of that day. The folded napkin had to do with the Master and Servant, and every Jewish boy knew this tradition. When the servant set the dinner table for the master, he made sure that it was exactly the way the master wanted it. The table was furnished perfectly, and then the servant would wait, just out of sight, until the master had finished eating, and the servant would not dare touch that table, until the master was finished.. Now if the master were done eating, he would rise from the table, wipe his fingers, his mouth, and clean his beard, and would wad up that napkin and toss it onto the table. The servant would then know to clear the table. For in those days, the wadded napkin meant, "I'm finished.." But if the master got up from the table, and folded his napkin, and laid it beside his plate, the servant would not dare touch the table, because.......... The folded napkin meant, "I'm coming back!" | ||||||
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