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Monday, April 13, 2009, 12:14:42 PM- Nicer ways to say a woman is having her period.. | ||
Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara Trolling for Vampires A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy Saddling Old Rusty Feelin' Menstru-riffic! Clean-Up in Aisle One Massacre at the Y T-Minus 9 Months and Holding Game Day for the Crimson Tide Panty Shields Up, Captain! Taking Carrie to the Prom Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band Ordering l'Omelette Rouge Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System Aunt Floe is visiting | ||
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Monday, March 2, 2009, 3:15:57 PM- Don't watch this if you have a weak heart!! | ||
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Monday, March 2, 2009, 12:17:34 PM- Republican President | ||||||
A Democrat asked me if we will see another Republican President? I can NEVER give up hope... Democrats ALWAYS do their best in expanding their voting base by using tax dollars to buy supporters... If you are one of the people with your hands out expecting government money - who you going to vote for?? The person who says he will give you more or the person who says he is taking it away???? Democrats gave illegal aliens drivers licenses so they could vote illegally.... Why? To steal elections.... Also they are bankrupting our health system with free health care AND getting on our social security rolls... Social security is going broke because Democrats change the rules that ANYONE can draw from the government.... To buy more voters... You watch -- now they are going to make all the illegal aliens "legal" so they can buy more voters.... They are forcing the welfare rolls to expand on a state by state basis... Why? To buy more voters.... Democrats are not smart enough to see this…. They say “We are just trying to help people….” I was fooled to…. Rush Limbaugh woke me up… Democrats in government don’t give a rat’s ass about you… They care about getting re-elected…. They use tax dollars to buy voters to stay in office… If they really cared -- the problems of the poor and our poor education would have been resolved 50 years ago… Money does not fix these issues – people do… I PRAY people will wake up – I fear a revolution is about to happen again in the USA… Those of us being xxxxxx to support those who won’t will eventually give up with the government… If we can not change the direction with our vote- we will find another way…. We are fighting a losing battle because the Democrats are using the courts and our taxes against us, and too many people have their hands out…. WAKE UP AMERICA!! | ||||||
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Monday, March 2, 2009, 12:11:11 PM- How long does AmeriKa have? | ||
HOW LONG DOES THE USA HAVE ??? This is the most interesting thing I've read in a long time. The sad thing about it, you can see it coming. I have always heard about this democracy countdown. It is interesting to see it in print. God help us, not that we deserve it. How Long Do We Have? About the time our original thirteen states adopted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years earlier: 'A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government.' 'A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.' 'From that moment on, the majority always vote for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship. ' ' The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years' 'During those 200 years, those nations always progressed through the following sequence: 1. From bondage to spiritual faith; 2. From spiritual faith to great courage; 3. From courage to liberty; 4. From liberty to abundance; 5. From abundance to complacency; 6. From complacency to apathy; 7. From apathy to dependence; 8. From dependence back into bondage Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the 'complacency and apathy' phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the 'governmental dependency' phase. If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years. If you are in favor of this then delete this message if you are not then Pass this along to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, know- ing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom. Thanks for reading. | ||
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Friday, February 27, 2009, 5:18:22 PM- A cute lil joke... | ||
If you are a cute lil babe, hit me up!! ---------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, “ROAR,” step, step, “ROAR,” all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear." | ||
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Thursday, February 26, 2009, 5:30:18 PM- Check this out!! | ||
http://users.telenet.be/kixx/ | ||
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009, 12:49:55 AM- Some wonderful thoughts | ||
Read Each One Carefully & Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand & touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on someone, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting & just be more careful about who you trust next time around.. 12. Make yourself a better person & know who you are before you try & know someone else & expect them to know you 13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. | ||
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Thursday, February 19, 2009, 1:43:48 PM- Winter Blonde | ||
WINTER BLONDE As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again, she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in IOWA I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!" | ||
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009, 12:37:13 PM- No wonder she never called!! | ||||||
The following ad was in The Atlanta Journal: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I’m yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-week-old Labrador Retriever. | ||||||
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Sunday, February 15, 2009, 6:15:57 PM- Dildo Song | ||
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