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| Sunday, May 31, 2015, 3:11:15 AM- Isn't life grand | ||||||
Today would have been my 24th anniversary. Tomorrow will be exactly 5 years since my ex told me she wanted a divorce and asked me to move out. Tomorrow will also be 2 years since the judge signed our divorce decree. What a way to spend a weekend. | ||||||
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| Thursday, October 16, 2014, 3:57:35 AM- First Kisses | ||||||
First kisses are interesting. They tell a lot, if there is no "wow" in a first kiss, it is hard to have a wow later down the line in a relationship. Just my opinion. I had a first kiss last night that has made me smile all day. I am old enough that something like a kiss shouldn't make me giddy, but romantic enough to recognize a "wow" moment when it happens. | ||||||
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| Monday, January 27, 2014, 9:22:44 PM- Back story | ||||||
It has happened to all of us sometime; there is an event or happening, whatever it may be, and you KNOW the story behind the scene. Then when the event happens or the news breaks it isn't exactly the truth. I have had that happen about 4 or 5 events very recently in rapid succession, and it has left me wondering how often is what we see or hear the "real" truth, and how much of it is just BS? Just wondering.... | ||||||
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| Sunday, January 19, 2014, 6:53:00 PM- After | ||||||
After all the loves of my life I'll be thinking of you and wondering why? | ||||||
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| Thursday, January 2, 2014, 10:24:58 PM- So, what do you think? | ||||||
I guess we all reflect a lot at this time of year, what was your favorite year? I've had lots of really great years in my life, but one that stands out as best for lots of little reasons. I'd say 1977. | ||||||
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| Friday, December 27, 2013, 4:45:55 PM- Another year goes by | ||||||
Another year. More laughter, more tears, more friendships, more joy, more heartbreaks. Good times, bad times everything in between, mistakes made, lessons learned (it is SO hard for this old dog to learn new tricks, the shock collar seems to help)and all things in between. I hope everyone had a great 2013 and has a better 2014. | ||||||
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| Thursday, December 19, 2013, 10:28:16 PM- No "I" in Team | ||||||
The letter “A” is somewhat interesting. Never thought about it, but it is one of those letters with a “hole” in it. So the next time I hear someone say “There is no ‘I’ in TEAM”, my response is going to be “correct, but it seems that every TEAM has an A-HOLE”. | ||||||
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| Friday, December 13, 2013, 10:06:37 PM- A Winter Poem | ||||||
Winter By Angela T Smithers Damn its COLD!!! The End | ||||||
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| Tuesday, December 10, 2013, 4:57:14 PM- The real story of the 12 days of Christmas | ||||||
The Twelve Days of Christmas What Really Happened... On the first day of Christmas... December 14, 2013 Dearest Steve: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Cindy On the second day of Christmas... December 15, 2013 Dearest Steve: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Cindy On the third day of Christmas... December 16, 2013 Dearest Steve: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, Three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Cindy On the fourth day of Christmas... December 17, 2013 Dear Steve, Today the postman delivered 4 calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful but don't you think enough is enough. You're being too romantic. Affectionately, Cindy On the fifth day of Christmas... December 18, 2013 Dearest Steve: What a surprise. Today the postman delivered 5 golden rings; one for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves. All my love, Cindy On the sixth day of Christmas... December 19, 2013 Dear Steve: When I opened the door there were actually 6 geese a-laying on my front steps. So, you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop. Cordially, Cindy On the seventh day of Christmas... December 20, 2013 Steve: What's with you and those crazy birds? Do you have some kind of perverted avian fetish? 7 swans a-swimming. What kind of terrible joke is this? There's bird shit all over the house, and they never stop with the racket. I can't sleep at night and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny. So stop sending me all these birds! Sincerely, Cindy On the eighth day of Christmas... December 21, 2013 O.K. Asshole: I think I prefer the birds. What am I going to do with 8 maids a-milking? It's not enough with all those birds and 8 maids a-milking, but they had to bring their cows! There is shit all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me, smart ass. Cindy On the ninth day of Christmas... December 22, 2013 Hey! Shithead, What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9 pipers playing. And boy, do they play. They've never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. They cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. You'll get yours, Cindy On the tenth day of Christmas... December 23, 2013 You Rotten Sadist, Now there's 10 ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those sluts ladies. They've been messing with those pipers all night long. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got the diarrhea. My living room is a river of shit. The Commissioner of Buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why this building shouldn't be condemned. I'm sicking the police on you. I'm serious. Fuck off ass wipe! On the eleventh day of Christmas... December 24, 2013 Listen! Looser, What's with the 11 lords a-leaping on those maids and ladies. Some of those broads will never walk again. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing sodomy with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead. They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten, vicious swine. I am going to take a flame thrower to your house. Your sworn enemy, Cindy On the twelfth day of Christmas... Law Offices Dewey, Cheatum and Howe 430 N Millsaps Street Chicago, Illinois December 25, 2013 Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Cindy Wu Hoo. The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss Wu Hoo at Happy Days Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter please find attached warrant for your arrest. Cordially, Dewey, Cheatum and Howe | ||||||
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| Thursday, December 5, 2013, 10:39:02 PM- A little James Taylor | ||||||
I'm a lonely lighthouse Not a ship out in the night. I'm watching the sea. She's come half way round the world to see the light and to stay away from me. | ||||||
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