OOHhhhhhh, I am feeling that pain today! But its all good though, it's that kinda good pain, where you had some real fun and did some really hard work. It all paid off though, and good things are gonna come now )

I'm just sitting killing time till my eldest gets in from work, so I can go to bed, I have a busy and long (but very enjoyable day ahead of me tomorrow, so I do need an early night)....I hope she won't be too much longer!


I was running late for work this morning, so I ran outa the house with my hair only half dried and only half my make-up done, (it was raining outside, so by the time I got there it didn't really matter anyway, lol)

Once I got in there and got myself settled, I wondered why my manager was giving me funny looks. I spoke to her for a few minutes and we were talking about what hours we were all doing this week. She told me that she would have to put some extra hours through for me this week because I was only supposed to be doing 6 hours on Thursday but she was gonna put 8 through for me.

Did the penny drop there??? NOOOOOOO, not at all. I told her not to bother because I was only gonna do 6 hours. She gave me another really weird look, before it dawned on me.... TODAY WAS THURSDAY(duhhhhhh) and I was 2 hours early for work!!

Don't ya just hate when you don't know what day of the week you are on??

This is the first time I have stopped all day, and I am absolutely knackered!! Stables this morning, shopping with the kids in the afternoon and then dance show dress rehersals tonight....I really feel like i have been on the go for about a week, even though it is only just over 15 hours of a non-stop Sunday!!

I sometimes wonder why I look forward to my days off work....It seems I get more rest when I am there!

lol, last night was my birthday night out....OMG, what a laugh we had all night. But the one thing I woke up this morning and thought OMFG at, was something I said to a security guy in the club.

We had been on a lot of shots and cocktails, so I was kinda "tipsy" (lmao) We were having a collecting kisses competition for some reason....(well, somebody suggested it and being as drunk as we were, it sounded like a great idea!)

So, one of the kisses I collected was from the security guy (and he was F I T!!) anyway, he asked me if kisses were all I was collecting and I told him that at that moment kisses wereall I was looking for......

We were out having a smoke later when a bunch of girls started fighting and he had to wade in and throw them out of the club.....and OMG...how sexy did he look when he was acting all masterful

Before I realised I had spoken, I had clamped my hand to my mouth after whatcame out of it...Although he didn't hear me properly, so he asked me to repeat what I had just said!

Being as drunk as I was, I had to tell him...
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"Anytime you wanna throw me like that and take me against the wall, I won't argue with you!"

His answer was "When I throw you against the wall, you won't be talking to me much"

lol, like I said...when I woke up this morning I had the whole 'OMFG I never said that' feeling...

But I have seen him since...and MMMM MMMM MMMMM.... There is more to come on this story!!

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your
food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and
having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the
bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur'niture.)

3. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember:

Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes (unless it is underwear of yours they come running in wearing around their neck when you have friends in, lol)
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.


Okay, I did add to no. 9 there myself, but maybe thats just my dog

OMFG!! lol, such a good hearted and (in my opinion) well thought out request. And such a hostile and negative response....


Kids...ffs, cant live with them, and when ya do, ya just wanna throttle them!!

I'm taking a well earned break right now....I am half way through clearing out another hall cupboard...(not with heels on this time tho, lol) It is the worst one of the lot, you know the one? The one that when you open it, you have to put your arms up over your head.....just incase it all falls out on you, burying you in the process!!

Anyway, I have it all emptied and have binned all the stuff that is getting binned. I have wiped all the shelves down, so all I need to do now is re-arrange the stuff I am keeping back into it, *siggghhhhh*

OOhhhh, and for that really, friendy guy *christopher* or whatever his name was, from my blog comments the other day.....I had a really naughty dream earlier...i was all bound up and about to come, when I thought about you. Guess what???

I didn't come, grrrrrrr.....and I can't imagine why!!!

Last night was fun, I got to do some of the stuff that really feeds my soul and I have felt really good all day now because of that! I can't wait till next time,which hopefully won't be too long now.

It even helped me today to get through my day at work when I had to confront a theiving employee and deal with them, which was pretty hard going because I did like this person. I don't understand why they were doing it, it was always so obvious they were gonna get caught....and they did get caught with a trap we had to set for them to catch them at it....It wasn't nice

Right, i'm off into chat for half an hour while I have some peace and quiet here..

I got a new computer today and I have spent the entire day installing everything onto it and then getting it all looking the way I like it...Gawwwdddd I forgot how to do half of the stuff and like I said, It really has taken me all bloody day to it!

Anyway, now I'm away out to enjoy some of the sunshine before it is away.

I hate this place sometimes!!


That is my opening statement and the reason I hate it so much is because I can't expain some stuff, like what went on here last night, around here.

I am trying to think of a way to put what happened where I live last night without giving too much away (for my own reasons)....and I really need somewhere to vent this one!

Sometimes I feel I need to find a new place to blog, but I like it here. Even though the nakedness and the baring your soul do not always go together!

Hmmmm, I don't know....just thinking aloud :/