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jamesday's Recent Statuses
Mon, 4-Jan-21 1:38 PM (3 years ago)
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2021 has arrived and sex is defo on the cards! Looks like the whole of GB will be locked down very soon!
All joking aside, we might have no choice, sadly I understand this new strain of the virus is much worse than the initial one.
(3 years ago)
we need da burgerboi PHD OBE here to tellus wots 'appnin
(3 years ago)
One in five chance of catching it as opposed to one in 30, last year, at it's peak over 'ere.
(3 years ago)
and .... therein lies a veary good reeson to habbitate inda ootback grin
(3 years ago)
^not wrong btw
(3 years ago)
Thu, 17-Dec-20 8:55 AM (3 years ago)
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Why can't Mary and Joseph go to Bethlehem this year? Because all the Virgin flights have been cancelled!!!!!!
maraff, mojo75nz and GottaBeMe like this
how old are mary n josef this year then? blink
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I hate myself for laughing!😂😉
(3 years ago)
Thu, 17-Dec-20 8:13 AM (3 years ago)
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Christmas is coming but Tier3 in London will ruin it for most!!!! Lets make the most of what we can!!!!!
maraff and whipman-uk like this
and beggin' bowl?
(3 years ago)
- - get rich quick - buy shares in Pfizer - -
(3 years ago)
Dat basic flu jab takes about a mounth to help at about 50%. The newbie one should not be taken before the basic flu jab has worked. Newbie jab will take towards 2 months to do what it supposes to do.
(3 years ago)
get that shit oot ya fik skull ... ya bin crappin that shit since ever and it is shit
(3 years ago)
^bolloques
(3 years ago)
Wodja likes this
Fri, 4-Dec-20 8:50 AM (3 years ago)
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Thank Heavens for Friday! London is cooking on gas!!!!!
maraff likes this
I have lost track, are you in tier 2 now?
(3 years ago)
London in Tier2 but it still feels like Lockdown TBH
(3 years ago)
Really? It so much better here now for us. Shops and pubs open now etc..
(3 years ago)
Thu, 3-Dec-20 9:19 AM (3 years ago)
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My mother-in-law has been reincarnated, shame its in my wife's body!!!! Miserable Bastard!!!!
I'm goin to share champagne with me ole ex muddah in law ... i drink it n piss it on her grave grin
(3 years ago)
jamesday and Pete_from_Aus like this
Nice to see you still tend to her restin' place
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 3-Dec-20 9:14 AM (3 years ago)
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Out of Lockdown2 but Tier2 just seems as restrictive!
Wed, 25-Nov-20 9:01 AM (3 years ago)
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Good morning one and all, hows your day going?
is gone .... the way of da dodo grin
(3 years ago)
Good morning sir, very productive 'ere so far and how are you?.
(3 years ago)
Tue, 10-Nov-20 1:27 PM (3 years ago)
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Oh what a beautiful day, just need a good fucking session and it'll be perfect! Any sexy ladies up for fun in London?
Thu, 29-Oct-20 11:25 AM (3 years ago)
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Rainy day in Surrey and not looking good for a countrywide lockdown!
KentCock2017 likes this
Miserable here in Kent too!
(3 years ago)
Sun shiny day here ☀️👋
(3 years ago)
Fri, 23-Oct-20 1:37 PM (3 years ago)
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Thank Heavens It's Friday, shame were under the COVID19 cloud so celebrations are muted! Just have to stay home and look at NN. Beautiful ladies get your pictures posted!
Fri, 16-Oct-20 10:56 AM (3 years ago)
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Lockdown hell is heading to a city or town near you!!!!! Thanks all the dick heads who wont conform!!!
Don't tell Ravers w00t
(3 years ago)
There's alot worse heading towards you..and conforming is the reason why.
(3 years ago)
Mon, 12-Oct-20 7:50 AM (3 years ago)
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Winter approaching, weather looking crap, horny as hell but its Monday morning and need some fun
Wed, 7-Oct-20 1:18 PM (3 years ago)
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With Christmas fast approaching its not good to see more places going into Lockdown. Scotland with a two week full lockdown coming!
Uk avoided full lock down last time too.... this will be another partial lockdown to cover the kiddies being on half term (but the kids don’t spread covid - yeah right ....)
(3 years ago)
Montréal now in partial lockdown again. restos no seating, only delivery or takeout. all bars closed again.
(3 years ago)
^ that was pretty much all the uk did last time.
(3 years ago)
schools are open
(3 years ago)
They want the kids at school so the parents can work
(3 years ago)
Fri, 25-Sep-20 7:16 AM (3 years ago)
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Its Friday, Its soaking wet and its London, Pubs and restaurants close at 10:00pm to protect us they say!
I read swap as swab first time lol.
(3 years ago)
maraff likes this
True.But the ones that "pack in" are the issue, shirley.
(3 years ago)
The ones that will be closed down you mean?
(3 years ago)
Absolutely,like the night clubs.
(3 years ago)
South Wales is basking in sunshine.
(3 years ago)
Thu, 24-Sep-20 1:22 PM (3 years ago)
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I used to watch porn until I realized it was for wankers!!!!
Thu, 24-Sep-20 10:33 AM (3 years ago)
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Matures ladies, If you're in London and want your pussy licked, I'm your man!!!!!!
Thu, 24-Sep-20 10:32 AM (3 years ago)
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I'm thinking i could do with eating a nicely trimmed juicy pussy