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whatzmyname83831984's Recent Statuses
Sun, 17-Jan-21 11:51 AM (3 years ago)
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What do zombie parents take their children to the hospital so much?
Answer. So they can make sure they kids eat all their Vegetables
(3 years ago)
Here is my final joke. What is the best thing about 28 year olds?
(3 years ago)
There is 20 of them. 😳😳
(3 years ago)
Zombies go to Hospital to recharge their Zombie Cell Phones...
(3 years ago)
Sun, 17-Jan-21 11:50 AM (3 years ago)
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Wow turning into the uncle joke hour lmao
Sun, 17-Jan-21 11:33 AM (3 years ago)
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Last riddle. What is the difference between a fish and meat ?
Fuck off autocorrect
(3 years ago)
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*rambling on
(3 years ago)
Lmao. Sure auto correct lmao. It funny Bc I keep calling ppl ducks. Yet I don’t know any ducks personally.
(3 years ago)
You're quackers
(3 years ago)
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^ Your rather Ducky grin
(3 years ago)
Sun, 17-Jan-21 11:31 AM (3 years ago)
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What is the difference between pink and purple?
Circulation?
(3 years ago)
Ur grip. To much and it hurts. To little and it goes limp. Lol
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 17-Jan-21 11:29 AM (3 years ago)
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything as it won't move
(3 years ago)
Lmao. Correct. Name it what u want but it will never come to u?
(3 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sun, 17-Jan-21 11:25 AM (3 years ago)
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Unless you like the pain in the ass.
Hey! everyone needs some lovin, even if theyre a pain in the ass.
(3 years ago)
Sun, 17-Jan-21 10:12 AM (3 years ago)
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If you could watch any two ppl in the world have sex In front of you. Who would you want to see??
you are a sick man clitty lol
(3 years ago)
clittylicker likes this
Me and my husband in front of a mirror
(3 years ago)
Awwe come on,man
(3 years ago)
Lol yeah wouldn’t want to see trump jumping anyone
(3 years ago)
Not even jumping himself lol
(3 years ago)
Sun, 17-Jan-21 6:23 AM (3 years ago)
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So bored. What is everyone else up too tonight?
Sun, 17-Jan-21 4:13 AM (3 years ago)
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Going to make a tribute video. Don’t care who?mwah
fkmywife likes this
Sun, 17-Jan-21 4:12 AM (3 years ago)
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Freezing my poor ass off