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Wed, 20-Nov-19 7:14 AM (4 years ago)
Wish I could vid chat on my iPad. Any browsers that have flash out there?
you can use puffin app. I use it on my phone and it's like using the desktop. just go to the desktop site
(4 years ago)
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Thanks Stickman, I used to use Puffin but it has since died on apple devices
(4 years ago)
Wed, 7-Aug-19 7:30 AM (4 years ago)
The worst thing about working for yourself is the sexual advances from your boss.....relentless!
OMG! That is so funny! Thanks for the belly laugh!
(4 years ago)
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hello sexy I love that profile picture
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 8-Jan-19 9:25 AM (5 years ago)
Girls: Gilligan, the professor or the skipper?..........let’s not get the Howells involved
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oh it would have to be gilligan, he a funny bugger... altho professor was a bit of an alright too
(5 years ago)
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Personally, I'm a fan of the Cartwright boys myself.. Mmm..
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 8-Jan-19 9:24 AM (5 years ago)
O.k you’re on the island. Guys: Ginger or Maryanne?
Mary Ann, every day and twice on Sunday - and this from a guy who thinks all redheads are over-the-top hot...
(5 years ago)
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you should get premium and then ya never run out
(5 years ago)
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awww well you'll just have to come back and try again tomorrow.
(5 years ago)
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Hey paul...how many do you get? I haven't yet figured out how many I get,I get tired of Pming before I can get my answer.
(5 years ago)
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Ever noticed how similar PM and Premium sound when you say them qiuckly? Voila, problem gone.
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 30-Jan-18 9:29 AM (6 years ago)
What’s the longest you’ve gone without an orgasm? Mine is 2 weeks and it was torture....never gain!
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Well, I was born in 1968 and was about 15 when I found out what my clitty was for.... So, 15 years it is!
(6 years ago)
I don't keep track that well but a few months. I'm going on 3 weeks right now after breaking several months without one.
(6 years ago)
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Sat, 23-Sep-17 6:07 AM (6 years ago)
Two beers and feeling fantastic.......wanna feel? Lol
Tue, 15-Aug-17 8:37 PM (6 years ago)
I'm harder than advanced calculus, morning people
Sat, 12-Aug-17 9:56 PM (6 years ago)
When are you women going to admit that you love big clocks!......................................the cuckoo, the grandfather clock, you want one
i hate big clocks, i dont like clocks at all, i had a tiny waterproof diving watch, cheap, i washed it, in a pair of pants
(6 years ago)
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my friend said but it was waterproof, yeah not hurricane proof tho
(6 years ago)
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Tue, 25-Jul-17 4:00 AM (6 years ago)
Sitting here naked fantasising about having someone pay my taxes for me, man or woman, don't care
Wed, 31-May-17 10:30 AM (6 years ago)
There are a lot of scared donkeys when guys start talking about how much they love ass fucking....ha ha
My neighbor's donkey always stands with his butt in the corner of his pen. Now that think about, my neighbor's wife always stands with her back to the wall. Huh!
(6 years ago)
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Mon, 22-May-17 10:21 AM (6 years ago)
I'm sleepy/horny too tired really but these sexy pics are keeping me.......ummm up
Thu, 18-May-17 10:48 PM (6 years ago)
Ah sir mix a lot, I forgot how funny that film clip is...."when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung!".....still laughing 😂
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Wed, 17-May-17 12:18 AM (6 years ago)
I just had a dose of door to door religion preached at me......have to shake that off with a quick perv
You should have been "shaking it off" when you answered the door. And then yelled at them to return soon for the second coming!
(6 years ago)
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Next time do what I did answer the door naked
(6 years ago)
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When they gave me some of their 'literature' I gave them some literature of my own. A Pabo catalogue (sex catalogue). Never seen em since
(6 years ago)
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i'd rather have my religion delivered than have to go out for it
(6 years ago)
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As many as it takes. It's one of those zen riddles.
(6 years ago)
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So you think it takes a do-zen minutes then Tiger? Lol
(6 years ago)
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Tue, 2-May-17 4:36 AM (6 years ago)
Not bored and just took care of the horny too......later pervs 🙂
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Ha, not deliberate, Cheekypaul! But we paced ourselves.
(7 years ago)
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Hello paul xxoo.........several the last hour, that still have me quivering yet ....... ..........hug and kotc
(7 years ago)
I couldn't tell you, never counted, but I do know that I want to be wherever it is that MrsUnderDog is right now
(7 years ago)
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lol.......hello Man_l_ b....... ........have a wonderful day.......hug and kotc
(7 years ago)
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Wed, 8-Mar-17 10:06 AM (7 years ago)
Have a happy day all you International women.....and the ones back home too!
Hey friend. Been a while. Thank you. Have a great day too. Kisses all over. xx Lyn xx
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 28-Feb-17 12:20 AM (7 years ago)
Trying to think of new ideas as I take pics.....but the ones I have posted look a little like others I have.....sigh!
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Tue, 21-Feb-17 5:00 AM (7 years ago)
I don't want to scare anyone....but I think I'm horny again
Thu, 9-Feb-17 12:39 AM (7 years ago)
Although I like the Ramones, I just don't consider them to be punk, more garage rock......probably not the right place to discuss this..
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Not sure anyone was calling the Ramones punk when they started, as it was before '76-'77 when punk really hit.
(7 years ago)
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Very true Mitch but people say they were the first punk band but I see punk as a very U.K thing....at first anyway
(7 years ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-17 10:44 PM (7 years ago)
Hands up if you like to masturbate?......that's o.k if your hands are busy!
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Mon, 23-Jan-17 9:30 PM (7 years ago)
Don't you hate interruptions when you're just about to cum?.....need to finish what I started now
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