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Fri, 16-Nov-12 2:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Driving whilst thinking of how to practice getting fisted - makes me horny for sure!
sound fkn hot
(11 years ago)
soooooo hot
(11 years ago)
use the gear shift for practice. double points while driving.
(11 years ago)
I did some crazy shit when I was young, tall and handsome but fisting while driving is not one of them,
(11 years ago)
under no circumstance should you mount the gear shift while driving smile a community service announcement in the interest of driver safety, and to reduce the environmental impact with fire hydrants
(11 years ago)
I am such a prude
(11 years ago)
Wow, and I thought texting while driving was dangerous. grin
(11 years ago)
good 1 [ dc
(11 years ago)
It's an automatic - I'll need a lot of practice before the shift stick goes anywhere! It's huge! wink
(11 years ago)
did you all see the article where a woman in Florida crashed because she was shaving her cooter while driving. LMAO
(11 years ago)
were the duke boys there too
(11 years ago)
so dirty i luv it
(11 years ago)
I lost a tooth when I hit a tree trying to get anal and drive
(11 years ago)
or take the [STICK OFF & use that x
(11 years ago)
wimin in Florida have to have class clean cooters smile)
(11 years ago)
was that true dc
(11 years ago)
LOL Killian. I've gotten road head a time or two but that's as insane as I've gotten behind the wheel. As an ex cop I know to well the dangers of driving while distracted by anything. sad
(11 years ago)
I think it was myylife. Haven't checked it on snopes or the like but I saw it a while back, I think someone even put it in their blog, can't remember who though.
(11 years ago)
no law agaist a laptop on the steering wheel? yet? is there?
(11 years ago)
Even better when I hit the three trying to get anal I had a bogus Louisiana drivers license because mine back home in Pennsylvania was suspended
(11 years ago)
There is here Wods, and TV screens where the driver can see them.
(11 years ago)
it sounds true funny
(11 years ago)
Oops Killian. Did the cops get involved? That must have been hard to explain. LMAO
(11 years ago)
dont tell [d c he knows about that
(11 years ago)
what i can't watch a DVD as I drive? where is all the fun on the road going these days ? once you could drink beer while driving on a hot day sad(
(11 years ago)
It happened about 15 minutes before the country got hooked up nationwide on computer
(11 years ago)
Some states here the driver can't drink but passengers can Wods. LOL Missouri is that way I know.
(11 years ago)
LOL....so you got away with it? grin And mylife, I'm an EX cop, LOL. tongue
(11 years ago)
Yay Missouri
(11 years ago)
Other than the lost tooth, a wreck vehicle,and a great story to tell my grandkids nothing else happened
(11 years ago)
thats true ARIZ was like that d c
(11 years ago)
LOL Killian. That should go over well at Thanksgiving dinner. grin
(11 years ago)
hello seems a long time i've even had a name change xx
(11 years ago)