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Wed, 3-Jul-13 6:50 PM (10 years ago)
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I need information on protecting a new mattress. My wife is a Hugh Squirter...more like a Gusher. Any ideas other that a plastic mattress cover???
sleep on a sponge
(10 years ago)
have sex in the bathtub
(10 years ago)
sell the bed and get a giant futon
(10 years ago)
get a waterbed and take alla sheets off
(10 years ago)
saw a deal on a new product from Rustoleum called "Never Wet". check it out on youtube. wink
(10 years ago)
They actaully sell matress protectors.... I need one for dustmite control, but it protects against liquid. Just change sheets whipe clean
(10 years ago)
Bed pan? :\
(10 years ago)
visit a medical supply for incontinence pads, the big ones.
(10 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
keep a mop handy
(10 years ago)
Small cork?
(10 years ago)
Bran, that might turn into a lethal projectile
(10 years ago)
Adds to the excitement!! tongue
(10 years ago)
Cause of death - female ejaculation
(10 years ago)
is she a larger lady?..face sitting might drown ya
(10 years ago)
They do make a cotton top waterproof mattress pad. That way you don't feel like you are laying on plastic
(10 years ago)
wait..wait..it says HUGH..not huge...she squirts HEFNER..
(10 years ago)
I noticed that too, but I wasn't going to say anything. tongue
(10 years ago)
We had to use that "Sleep Philosophy Copper Infused White Zippered Mattress Protector" from Overstock...other than that you need to firmly attached to that pussy and catch it all when she erupts!!!!
(6 years ago)
Tell the mattress salesperson the problem and let them make a suggestion.
(6 years ago)
4.8 years have passed, mattressessessessss have evolved
(6 years ago)
Dark thoughts was on this status, I miss her unique take on life and people;/
(6 years ago)
I know it's old, but I still wanna see someone take that kind of problem to the mattress salesperson.
(6 years ago)