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Tue, 30-Jul-13 9:37 AM (10 years ago)
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Any London ladies up for meeting up for a shag?
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listen hun, we've really got to refine this chat up line
(10 years ago)
Austin Powers?
(10 years ago)
listen to lyn, she knows stuff!
(10 years ago)
yep, me head's full of usless info
(10 years ago)
*useless too
(10 years ago)
Wouldn't something like "any English ladies wanna meet up for a shag?" Sound better...
(10 years ago)
nice one yogi....deffo a work in progress now
(10 years ago)
Or even just a "wanna shag"
(10 years ago)
shag: water fowl of the cormorant family..... why woud anyone want a shag?
(10 years ago)
pffttt ...nah you are sacked from the project team
(10 years ago)
Any shagable english ladies like to meet up for a conversation
(10 years ago)
Maybe if they needed something for dinner
(10 years ago)
ok we'll take you back on as the feather plucker
(10 years ago)
counts feathers in ma downy lil bum sad
(10 years ago)
wods deffo shakes a mean tail feather
(10 years ago)
A pleasant fucker?
(10 years ago)
you know him well
(10 years ago)