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Mon, 4-Aug-14 11:56 AM (9 years ago)
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Looking for fun and new experiences. I need a better sex life.
book an appointment with fantasm,we have a position we'd like you to fill.
(9 years ago)
I would recomend swinging with another couple.
(9 years ago)
wtf? instead of me and fanta????
(9 years ago)
Are you free Thursday, Jan. 29, 2015 are 3:OO p.m.?
(9 years ago)
Even a couple of piranhas might be safer
(9 years ago)
oh ye of little faith....
(9 years ago)
bring them along; we're nothing if not accommodating smile
(9 years ago)
I just have this image of my balls on a stick getting roasted like marshmallows
(9 years ago)
...make sure your insurance policy is up to date; the clinic prefers that you name us the beneficiaries in the unlikely event of your demise; tax reason...too elaborate to explain
(9 years ago)
do I detect apprehension?
(9 years ago)
nothing, and I mean NOTHING, has eve gone wrong. But why not take out life insurance policies on the piranhas too? Same procedure as above. smile
(9 years ago)
You're not getting my collection of blowup dolls though
(9 years ago)
thank God for little miracles! smile
(9 years ago)
...especially the used ones
(9 years ago)
the ones that give wet kisses?
(9 years ago)
That's not water either
(9 years ago)
yep,the joke is in one of my old blogs,btw wink
(9 years ago)
Ever step back and consider the irony of life....? Ya know....well, enough of that. We have sex to do! huh
(9 years ago)