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Fri, 14-Oct-16 8:12 PM (7 years ago)
If masturbation is a crime, I'm guilty. Lock me up with a cute girl my gf and I can play with during conjugal visits!
PandaCple likes this
if masturbation is a crime then I'm doing a life sentence 
(7 years ago)
Take no notice of Mark... That's exactly the same line he approached me with.
(7 years ago)
and me...he asked what my limit of psi was...
(7 years ago)
Your profile pic isn't on 1000 other sites, Rev. The only place, aside from here, that your profile pic is on is "IrishBlarneyStoneLickers."
(7 years ago)
Mark has more badges than a badger, and less fur...
(7 years ago)
I'm deleting this account and starting a new one just so I can get the pink badge too....I know, I know....I'm very intellimigent.
(7 years ago)
You haven't completed your wearing an Aran sweater for an entire summer challenge either Mark... You'll never get the coveted wool badge at this rate.
(7 years ago)
My ex mother in hate made me an arran sweater, I looked like a slightly startled turtle while trying to wear it...
(7 years ago)
That's the look she was going for... She must have been very happy 
(7 years ago)
She did have a slightly bemused smirk on her face, bless the old dragon....
(7 years ago)
dirtycopper likes this
The tighter the neck the wider the grin DC
(7 years ago)
Rev, I suspect his "bless her" is used much in the same manner as "bless his/her heart" is used in the south US. 
(7 years ago)
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She is no longer with us, I had nothing to do with it, honest guv, nope not me, the cyanide was purely accidental....
(7 years ago)
In the south you can say ANYTHING about anyone and it's okay, as long as you add "bless his/her heart" to it. No lie.
(7 years ago)
So you can say.. She was a thundering diseased bitch with a mouth like an open sewer... Bless her heart. And it becomes a compliment?
(7 years ago)
It doesn't become a compliment, it just makes it acceptable, Rev.
(7 years ago)
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