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A giant Toblerone to my address
(1 year ago)
^check your foyer, you have 4 deliveries....😎
(1 year ago)
look inside the hall closet too, check the suitcase 
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
excuse me, but id love her no matter what 
(1 year ago)
SEB's been eating Toblerones all her life, does she look spotty or fat?
(1 year ago)
What is wrong with being fat and spotty?
(1 year ago)
Yeah, what MissAsh said, and I agree with Emu too.
(1 year ago)
im impressed that you can put your entire foot in your mouth like that.. you could be a gymnast
(1 year ago)
Uhmm not quite..but close enough
(1 year ago)
Please post the winning mega- millions lottery numbers, for tomorrow's drawing....... on second thought, just PM me with them.
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
How to win at the lottery: Use money you would have spent on tickets to buy government bonds. Collect your prize in 10 years.
(1 year ago)
Have you ever pulled a mussel at the seafood disco? *groans...
(1 year ago)
Lenny, if i get the winning numbers then i only have to buy the 1 ticket. I can't buy Government bonds at that price.
(1 year ago)
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