Well back from Brighton, had a fantastic time, it's the art fair there which means that loads of local artists have open houses so you can wander in and check out all their stuff. To be honest I wasn't overly impressed this year, too many amateurs have jumped onto the bandwagon. But the houses and gardens where lovely. I was suffering with too many dry martinis the night before which didn't help.
I realise that I’ve been neglecting my music for too long so I’m going to buy some new software and start writing again. I’d love to produce music for films but can never find an opening. Also I make quite a lot of money designing, christ I should be thankful for what I’ve got really.
England has gone football crazy, it gets worse every tournament, especially as people think we actually have a chance of winning. I honestly have never known a build up like it, people are going to feel very flat when we don’t.
Still I like our blind faith and passion I honestly believe it’s a trait we have. I was in Italy for the European cup and the difference between the way the English watch their team and the Italians is so funny. The Italians just sit and moan at the mistakes but the English stand on their chairs cheering every tackle and corner kick. I’m a quarter Italian and for years always supported Italy because I hated our nasty hooligans and xenophobia and the Italians are smarter and better looking, but now my heart has changed or is that because I believe the hype!!!
I’m going to keep this blog as a journal of the build up and the inevitable crash I hope it keeps you lot amused. Well it’s more interesting than my sex life.
PS
STILL NO PM’S !!!

Well Friday once again, my god if you track your life with a blog you realise just how quickly times goes. Had a nice run in the wind and rain, very different from a treadmill at the gym were I can watch tv and the ladies getting all sweaty. For music lovers I was listening to Carl Craig The Workout which is a great mix and I heartily recommend it.
Big Brother Nos 5012 (or whatever it is) started last night, I have gone off it a bit over the last 100 years but always enjoy the freakshow at the beginning and then in the middle when the deadwood has been voted off. I made a list of all the people going in and have added basic comments and their chances, I like to think I'm a good judge of character so we will see.
I'd put the list on here but I don't think anyone from the UK reads my blog so it would be pointless.
Ok boys and girls I've had a fat cheque go into the bank today so I'm off to Brighton tomorrow for some new clothes, and then it's Selfridges (Oxford Street) for a new haircut and possibly that Marc Jacobs coat I had an eye on. Well I said I was shallow.
May your God go with you.
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I'm updating this blog rather blurry eyed and huddled round a cup of tea to try and inject and jump start me into working this morning.
Can't believe it's already Wednesday I've be working flat out and taking on more work, gonna be rich and very lonely soon.
Managed to get out with some friends this weekend and was wondering home when I came across the street very near me which has been abandoned because two houses have colapsed with subsidence. The reason I mention this is it never happens in suburban London.
There was an incident van, I expect to check for looters but apart from that the street was empty. A massive gap where the two houses use to be and various holes have been dug down the road to look for anymore faults. It felt very eerie.
Luckily no one had been hurt but what price do you put on loosing all your belongings. It’s funny cos it hardly made the news, being such a small event but these guys have been effected just as much as the hurricane's that have hit the US and other countries lately.
It all reminds me of how we can weep openly for starving children, dead princesses and the charred remains of bomb victims but are so ambivalent to traumas that happen to our next door neighbours.
Anyway on a lighter note Champion League tonight which will be my last desperate fix of football before the World Cup so I intend to savor every kick and dive (Deco).
Italian football is in a dirty sinking swamp - Gio - will it ever survive.

Just had to look up soporific I mean I aint as clever as I like to make out obviously. I never knew carrots could be a cure for insomnia.
Not got a lot to add but I've had a great time in and around NN this week, and thanks to all those that have made that happen.
The sun is shinning and I'm just wondering if it's worth risking it all and having a BBQ this weekend.
Punk Princess you have to contact me for some more creditable things to play I think.
Everyone have a great weekend and hope that whatever you are doing, (probably dogging you disgusting lot) that you do it with a big fat smile on your face.
May your god do with you.
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All this should be read with a posh english accent cos I am posh and english.

Blimey ever have one of those days when you just can't wake up. Slept well enough last night but I am walking around with the thick fog of stupidity sat motionless around my head. I've run out if tea so I'm munching bananas to try and stay awake.
I've got stuff I want to talk about but I'm going to leave it for today because it's not going to sound coherent.
Tilac is lying in a waterfall half naked, Gio is busy doing weird things with artichokes (now that could be an NN kodak moment), Alpine is drifting on the breeze like the first swallows of spring, I could go on but I'm stuck in my office, half asleep with rotting banana skins round my desk, it's just not fair!

Well a quiet weekend apart form a few drinks and listening to the radio as the footy season ended with a bit of a wimper but there you go.
I learnt that the man from my previous blog was a friend of my neighbours, ha ha, they gonner be shunned by the street now. They tend to keep to themselves so they will not be worried. Aparrently he couldn't understand what the problem was as it was his own car. Doh! Not here matey.
Voted the other day and then saw the same lot get back in again, this is quite a right wing area so it's like wailing at the moon to stop shinning really. Bit worried about the rise in extreme right wing parties here but when these guys get into the daily grind of local goverment they normally slink back to their dark holes and forget about the whole thing. There are so many dim people about it's frightening.
Well it's raining I'm tired and need to work so ta ta for now.
And sorry I haven't something more dynamic for you all, next time I'll make something up - hey it's a quiet street.

Well all fun and games here,
regular readers of this blog will be aware of my ongoing abstence from the great art of masterbation. Why seems to be the most popular retort and all I can answer is like the great explorers and mountaineers ‘because it’s there’.
Which made for a fantastic coincedence this morning when outside my house I saw a man lying down in his car as if asleep but with his hands down his trackpants having a not so sly fumble. I shrugged my shoulders muttering something about sad bastard and forgot all about it until sitting in my living room watching the news and eating a banana I saw a police car pull up . A neighbour had called the fuzz on the poor sap and all hell seemed to be about to break loose. He had left his car and gone into one of the houses, I think he must have been a cleaner or something. Guess I’ll hear the full story on the grapevine somewhere down the road although I can’t imagine it being the centre of conversation around the surbanian household,
‘Hi honey what you get up to today’
‘oh well I called the police on some dodgy east european cracking on off in his car’

Have a fantastic weekend everyone you know I love you all in your own individual way. And may your god go with you.
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Wow, it’s Thursday already, what a mad week.
Today is so gorgeous, the sun is shinning,
the sky is blue I’m stuck in my office just like you.
My weekend was very relaxing saw lots of lovely things in the clouds
and the next day wondered into a may day festival which was full of hippies pretending to be creatures of mother earth. This is on the subsides mini festival they had put together courtesy of the local residence’s taxes and driving around in there polluting non registered vans. They all seemed to be getting drunk on cider and dancing about so good luck to them I suppose. I got bored very quickly, so decided to cut my losses and come back home. Nothing like getting home is there.
Chelsea won the premiership and no one cared because in England everyone has gone crazy over a 20 year old thug who has broken his foot. I tell you 3-0 down 8 mins to go you would ease off and save yourself wouldn’t you.
I’d finally like to say that I’ve been sucked more and more into the NN community and am really enjoying myself online. Never thought it would happen to someone so cynical as me but just goes to show if you open up a bit the world seeps in.
Thanks for reading again and may your god go with you.
P.S. Tried to add pictures but can’t seem to work it out, stupid me.

Well feeling good today, been down the gym and ran 5 miles in 40mins so I'm getting there, thinking about maybe doing a marathon next year too but don't quote me on that.Listened to Beastie Boys which gets the blood pumping.
Been thinking alot about some of the blogs on here lately such a wide and varied topics I must spend 1/2hour flicking through them every morning and then more flicking back through them as the day goes on.
Bank Holiday this weekend in England which is a time when we sit in a car stuck in traffic for 4 hrs and then can't find a place to park when we get to the beach. Then get sunburnt, drunk, pass out and then spend the next day stuck in traffic to get back home.
I'm gonna see my folks by train and avoid all the hassle, sit in a garden and make pictures in the clouds.
Whatever you are all doing, I hope you have a cracker. Peace and may your God go with you.
P.S
Still haven't had a wank.

Well I've had a great day, had to wank yesterday though it was getting stupid. I think it's the japanese monks that believe loss of sperm is loss of lifeblood or something. But I'm back on the wagon again I'm getting a perverse pleasure out of abstaining.
As I said great day, well a good day, nice work out at the gym I think I have this fitness thing licked now. Everyone seem to have a ready smile too, funny how that happens somedays.
Been listening to some wicked tunes today, can I recommend Dreadzone-second Light the track 'A canterbury Tale' always brings a tear to my eye and anything you can get hold off by Goal Machine, it's fuck up and difficult to get hold of I'd try a freedownload on download.com
Had a few old friends email me today too, you can tell it's spring everyone suddenly crawls out of their holes.
Be good and love each other.