You got to love this guy...

This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University

It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage

with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.


He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family

and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.




Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy

of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD



A Mastercard Wedding

'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,

it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--

what you do today,

might burn your ass tomorrow.....

Well, this had already been a pretty good week (business wise), so I started the day out in a great mood. Went to my regular early morning Wednesday networking event, and then on to a committee meeting (planning a Christmas party). The Ex was at the meeting with me and after it was over, I asked what she wanted to do and her response was 'go back to your house and have you give me a massage'. I said great lets go, so massage her upper back to relieve the sore shoulder and then started sucking on her nipples which are always sooo sensitive, she takes my hand and pushes it to her pussy and I start fingering her. After a few minutes, she pushes my head down so I will start going down on her and she pulls my hands up to play with her nipples. After a few minutes of this she says get the oil and oil my nipples, I do this and go back to eating her. Eat her for about 10 minutes and she is screaming in orgasm (damn I so love that) I raise myself up and reach for the condom and slide into her always tight pussy. In spite of jerking of this morning, I cum much faster than I would like to (about 5 minutes). All in all, a pretty good Hump day!
Now, looking forward to Friday when The Wife will be out at a stage show so the Ex and I will have a good couple of hours together with no worries of interruption.

Because I am having so much fun with my 'Ex', and she is disturbingly fertile, I am considering getting a vasectomy so we do not have to use condoms. I am wondering what some of the other guys (and perhaps gals) in NN land have experienced with Vasectomies.
Pain, Discomfort, Performance issues??
For any of these items, how bad and how long and when did you have the surgery?
Thanks in advance for your input

Watched It's Complicated (the movie) last night and realized that truth is stranger than fiction. (read previous blogs to understand) I am living parts of that movie. Then after the movie, the Wife asks if I ever think about The Ex in that way **** Had to bite my tongue!!! If she only knew .......

I am wondering how many of you keep a record (outside of your NN blog) of when you have sex and with whom? The Ex used to when she was cheating on me (part of why we got divorced) and I now do both on NN and in coded notes in my Outlook calendar.
I started with the Outlook thing when I was curious if sex with The Wife was a rare and uninspired as I thought it was and I pretty quickly figured out that I was right. I use my NN blog to track (mainly) Ex Sex, with a little other info thrown in.
Just wondering ......

late update ..................
Tuesday, The Wife had to work so I blew off a business meeting and The Ex came over. As with last week, we showered together and then went to bed. Nothing quite as explosive as the last time, I did eat her for about 15 minutes (I am actually TRYING to keep an eye on the clock) this time, as I was eating her she kept saying that she needed to scream but was trying to be quiet and I kept telling her to go ahead and scream as that is part of her reaction that excites me. After she came (with a great scream), I got up and pulled on my condom and fucked her for about 8 or 10 minutes (thank heavens I had masturbated earlier). Had a great orgasm in her and the played with her pussy for a few minutes. I really wanted to ask that we give Anal a shot, but we were concerned that The Wife might be getting home from work and although it is not that unusual for The Ex to be around the house, if we were 'going at it' there WOULD be trouble. (obviously The Wife does not know that we are fucking).

Shortly after I finished my previous blog, I went back to my bedroom to shower and get myself ready for the day. I had been watching CBS Sunday Morning at my desk so I put it on in the Bedroom and sat down on the bed to watch. Next thing I know The Wife is cuddling up to me after about 30 minutes of her 'rubbing' on me we both get naked and I move to go down on her and I realize that she really does not taste so good (not a nice thing to say?) As much as I enjoy going down on a woman, I decided that it would not happen this time. We keep His and Hers lube in the drawer, so I reached in a got that and started to rub her pussy with the lube for a few minutes while she played with my dick. After about 5 or 10 minutes of this I was getting bored and got up, out the 'His' lube on myself and started fucking her. We went at it for a little over 5 minutes and she started cumming which set me off. All in all, not too bad, just not as good as I would hope for.
This has been an unusual week, Fucked The Wife twice within 8 days and the Ex once. Trying to get with The Ex tomorrow (Tuesday) for a little more action.

As planned, The Ex came over on Thursday for two reasons, to do a load or two of laundry (her washer is broken) and so we could fuck. She starts the laundry and says let's get in the shower together and then we can do 'whatever'. Ok, I used to really enjoy showering with her as she likes to have me wash her (don't think The Wife has ever let me do that in over 14 years). We showered and dried off then laid down in bed and I immediately went down on her for about 15 or 20 minutes and boy did she cum hard, she said she could feel her pulse in her pussy! I gave her a moment to rest then pulled on my condom and entered her always tight pussy. We fucked for a bit and I came hard. When I pulled out I looked at her spread legs and saw her cum matted in the hairs of her pussy. Now, I have know and slept with this woman for about 30 years, and I do not think she has ever cum that much (as she cleaned herself up, she even said something similar). I am really hoping for a repeat performance this coming week and will try so hard to get some pictures. She keeps saying that she wants me to do 'whatever I want' with her, so maybe next time I will go for Anal which we used to do on an occasional basis.

Yesterday the Ex came over for a short visit and I thought we might get a couple minutes to fuck so I put a rubber in my pocket. Well, to make a long story short, no such luck. After she was gone, I had to go out and run a few errands including renewing the tags on my truck. Get to the DMV and go to pay for the tags and what comes out of my pocket ... the condom! oops!! Quickly tucked it back in my pocket and hoped no one noticed what it was. Finished errands and went home where I had to put it away in my hiding place so The Wife would not find it (since she is on the pill). Busy day today, but hoping to get with The Ex tomorrow if we do manage to get together, I will try to get more pics.

Went to visit my folks for the weekend. Overall it was much better than I expected (we don't usually get along). As usual, I sort of hoped that The Wife and I would have sex a few times, but she sort of grudgingly agreed to only one time Friday morning just after we arrived and complained that I had forgotten the lube. I offered to go get some from the local drugstore on the next day but she said not to bother. Oh well, once is better than not at all, and I still sort of enjoy it more with The Ex anyway (even though I have to use a condom with her). Hope to get together with The Ex later today for business and maybe a little 'fun'