Is anyone else feeling off kilter and confused?

It seems life is a little wobbly lately.

I made nesting boxes for my girls today. I am easily the worst carpenter you can imagine (xcept maybe for Jay) It was fun and I know those bitches are out there right now pulling all the marsh hay I cut for each box onto the floor. Silly girls.

Now I have to devise something to stop their water from freezing. II can buy a heated chicken waterer for 60 bucks but that is 60 bucks I don't have. My idea involves a galvanized pan (like you'd catch motor oil in) and a light bulb. I'll keep you unformed since i know you on the edge of your seat. HAHAHAH

I think this is it. Every year we wonder which will be the snow that "sticks" The ground is pretty cold so I think this will be the one. I've looked all over for my snow shovel to do the walks but it is nowhere to be seen. The snow covers all the half done gardening projects till spring. Thats nice because I hate the way they laugh at me as I walk by.

I put on my true winter coat today. I wish i could find the big black garbage bag that has my long johns. I'm going to need them soon.

Stay warm

Even though I live in a little town, there is a protest scheduled today from 1 to 2. I will go because even though I don't have the courage to get a date I'd still like the right to marry the fucker if i did.

Besides maybe i'll meet the fucker there? Who knows. Stranger things have happened.

A few days ago I was behind a guy at a checkout and he said to the cashier "are you going to the veterans day parade? I'll be the oldest guy marching!" I asked him how he knew he'd be the oldest.

He said "Well, there is one guy older...but they chopped off both his legs last week...so that leaves ME"

He was 87. I had a feeling he'd been waiting a long time for his chance to shine.

Kricket that is so funny. I always sing the green acres song whilst mowing my lawn (a riding lawn mower is as close as I get to a real tractor) I try to sit up real straight like Eddie Arnold also.

OOOhhh UUUgghh I built a deck sort of sidewalk thing so I won't have to walk in the mud. I was aching all over by the time I was done. I fired up the sauna and sweated till I was ready to drop. It was great.

See ya

Snow, snow, snow, It's been coming down all day. I have mixed feelings about it. There are so many things i still wanted to get done around the house.

So, add this to my "life in the country is different" file. I went today to drop off my recycling at the local town hall. It was my first time going. I visited the site when I first bought my house and i took a picture of the sign with the hours and rules, etc. So I followed all the rules to the letter, and they were very specific. I esp. noted the one about NO GARBAGE. If you aren't able to sort it....you can't throw it.

So I pull up with my VERY SORTED garbage and this fresh faced 17 year old gets out of his car to inspect (I assume) Oh...and when I say fresh faced I mean the way they seem to breed them up here in the northern stretch of the dairy state. Perfect rosy cheeks and eyelashes for about a yard, well, I digress. Anyway we take a look into the bin and it's all dumped together. Glass, plastic, aluminum....all mixed!!! I'm like WTF!! and I ask him why the sign says all one thing and the bin another.

He just looks at me like I'm from another planet and shrugs. I ask him whats in the other bigger bin. He says

"garbage"

Today I learned that the prick who owns 43% of bolthouse farms (organic juice and carrots) donated 100 grand to start the anti gay rights bill that passed in california. I usually buy 4 bottles a week (at 4 bucks a crack) I guess my moneys going to naked (another juice company) now.

Off to side the chicken coop.

Be good!

After a month of no computer and a general malaise....I return.
I am none the wiser or richer but I did miss some of you so it will be good to catch up. I tried to catch up on pictures but sheesh 984 pages!!! no way.

I am trying to think if anything is new and sadly....no

I will try harder

No dreams last night!
I was almost afraid to go to sleep.