aren't blogs just that??? a place to randomly throw out thoughts ???? whether they are fiction or not??? for fucks sake... i feel like i can't even be on here anymore .... happy fucking saturday.....

i have to say the oldest called me today at work ... he was busting at the seams to give me his grades.... okay what??... A-.. A-.... A-... B+.... C+.... i'm sooo proud of him i could ... well i could do something ... not sure what.. but he/i was told his chances of graduating were slim to none...his room for error at this point is zero... but he's doing it .. he can and he will... okay just had to brag him up a bit.. everyone have a happy weekend... mwa jacq

so last nite was happy hour but well it ended up being only me and peanut butter cup......which was perfectly fine.... but omg we wanted to get closer to home so we went to the place down the street (you know the one that got paul stuck to the carpet)

anyway we brought the bartender home... wow .... lets just say it was a crazy fucking nite... two people got their lips bit and i wasn't on of them hahahahhahaa.....

so i have to pack paul's lunch and i ask pbc to help me .... i say put some feta on his salad.... hmmmm he comes home and says "drunk lunch honey?" .... jeez all i can do is laugh... ummmm yes i suppose a drunk lunch... er what was wrong....pauly says he had a bit of salad with his feta... omg he had me crying from laughing so hard ... he tells me "i looked in my bag and saw crackers and thought maybe i'm supposed to have some feta with these ummmm no this isn't working for me but the crows really liked it" .....and then there is the dressing i said is to much to have every day (the flavor you know) and i would only give it to him a couple of times a week .... he was telling me that he's had it all week and i'm thinking ohhhh fuck guess what you're getting tomorrow????

after last nite he says he was grateful there was food in his bag at all..... he asked me 5900 times did you pack my lunch ... he says i said yes i did and i think you will find it special .... i think i came the closest ever tonite to peeing my pants from laughing... happy friday everyone ... mwa jacq

not sure how many people read my blog but i'm really curious to those that do and read the previous blog.... how many of you think......
1)me and peanut butter cup are truly lovers???? or
2)that was jacquie fucking with a new intern cause i could???
please people i really really really want to know.....
alright off to work .... then to happy hour tonite wooooooottttt.... mwa jacquie

i pull into work and of course i have my peanut butter cup (co-worker) with me... we have a new intern who arrived at the same time ... sooooo we get upstairs and the intern asks "so do you live near each other?" i think i will write this bella style ....

intern..... so do you live near each other?
me..... we live together
intern.... oh
pbc.... yeah we live together

so later in the day ....

intern... so you and pbc live together that must be weird...
me... no not weird i really love pbc...
intern.... so you and pbc (clouded ???)
me...... she's my lover
intern.... really oh really ???
jacq..... yes really...
intern.... but aren't you married?
me..... (thinking damn) yes i am but she's still my lover
intern... really????
me .... no she's only slept with me and paul once....
intern ... really?? for real???
me... yes but we all had clothes on ... well except for paul but he didn't know she was in the bed till she was out of it .... that was my fun for tuesday ... and it was sooo much funnier in true life and seeing this poor young girls face ....gotta love fresh meat .... lol happy hump day all .. mwa jacquie

p.s. tried to do bella style but well she is way good and i'm just me lmao....

two things about having someone staying with you ... one i can't lay in bed and wiggle my toes for 10 min it would throw everyone off lol.... two since i'm xxxxxx to get up i'm able to do my hair everyday ... instead of the usual wash and go..... wooooo hoooooo ... cya... mwa jacq

maybe a bit...not sure why but hey maybe i can blog it away... lol ...no for real i have more than a few annoying things going on... and no paul glued to the floor was not one of them .. lmao...ooohhhh and it's not my peanut butter cup either (co-worker who is staying with us)
okay i just blogged it away and then i erased it .... the one thing i would like to say is i'm getting sick and tired of peoples actions and words not jiving...
so anyhooooo happy tuesday everyone ..... mwa jacq

paul is glued to the carpet... just way messed up on alcohol... hmmmm not sure what happened there... okay then i read others blogs and i know one is pertaining to me... so why?? well because what i'm hearing when i question is that i'm macking on someone else or some shit like that in chat .... i have a couple things to say to that.... hehhehhehehe... one... if you aren't gonna say it to my face don't talk shit... two if you feel like i'm a threat then you should be taking care of your business right??? chat is what it is and nothing more...if it's more to certain people then cudo's to them .... leave me out of the drama ... happy monday everyone .... mwa jacquie

have nothing to say at all ... except maybe i'm really happy now... seems no pressure from anywhere.... feels really good.. i like it lots.... i had a good day (got my toes done) had a good nite ....and i will have a wonderful tomorrow... have a happy weekend everyone.... mwa jacq

blog tonite .... but hmmmm know what i want to say but i don't want to put it here....so i was reading others blogs and it just hit me ... tight_wet_lips .... just wow she should get some kind of special comment trophy...she is always leaving notes on every ones blogs ... i know that means lots to me so it must to others too... so hugs to you tight for making lots feel pretty special... mwa wtoc... oc .... jacq