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clown,,flirt,,,chasing slow women,,they are easier to catch
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| Tuesday, July 2, 2013, 6:28:41 PM- | ||||||
I was walking down to the lake Carrying my fishing pole n bait box When someone came up n asked you going fishing Told them no was just taking my worms for a wailk | ||||||
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| Monday, July 1, 2013, 8:02:14 PM- | ||||||
There is nothing like Sitting naked in a beanbag chair Eating Cheetos I was told to never set foot in Wal-Mart again | ||||||
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| Thursday, June 27, 2013, 5:07:22 PM- | ||||||
I NEED HELP FRIENDS!! I have a stalker named Bill! You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house, despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he likes me! When I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me! He comes in many forms ...Telephone Bill, Electric Bill, Water Bill, Gas Bill, and so on... If u drive by my house and see him, feel free to shoot him on site! | ||||||
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| Tuesday, June 25, 2013, 7:39:47 PM- | ||||||
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol. | ||||||
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| Friday, June 21, 2013, 6:12:13 PM- | ||
I wished I could sleep,but my A.D.D kicks in and well basically One sheep,two sheep,cow,turtle,duck Ol McDonald had a farm eww I Oh | ||
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| Thursday, June 20, 2013, 1:48:52 PM- | ||||||
So im sitting here watching an old WWll movie When suddenly I was overcome by curiosity Can someone please explain why kamikaze pilots Wore helmets what am I missing here | ||||||
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| Tuesday, June 18, 2013, 4:54:56 PM- | ||||||
A Wino was telling his friends He was walking down the railroad track When he came up on a woman tied to them He untied her and took her home They had sex on the kitchen counter The table,couch,floor, One of his friends finally asked What she looked like if she was pretty or not He said he didnt know,,he never found her Head | ||||||
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| Sunday, June 16, 2013, 2:12:16 AM- | ||||||
What do you call a woman with no Asshole Divorced | ||||||
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| Thursday, June 13, 2013, 10:11:39 AM- | ||||||
BOOBS are like the sun you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds But if you put on sunglasses you can stare at them as long as you want | ||||||
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| Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 7:56:26 PM- | ||||||
I hate when someone tailgates me when im in the slow lane Especially when im going 35 miles over the speed limt By the way,so you know those flashing lights on your car look ridiculous | ||||||
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