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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, March 7, 2023, 7:54:31 PM- Just in time | ||
I was going to tell a joke about of the two forms of suicide, a gun was quicker than marriage, but I decided it was in bad taste. It might also be seen as my promoting suicide, which I would never be in favor of. ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 6, 2023, 7:19:42 PM- Thinking cap | ||
I'm doing some thinking about what kind of inane photo I'm going to post on Facebook. Like everyone else, my ego needs stroking by putting up pictures of silly things to have people look at them and say: "Ooh, that's fabulous, well done!" Even if it's nothing more than a shelf I've painted. There are lots of needy people out there, sadly. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, March 4, 2023, 6:57:52 PM- Memories | ||||||
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down the hills. Those were Goodyears.  | ||||||
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| Friday, March 3, 2023, 6:34:32 PM- Defined | ||
I have a condition. One where I can't sleep and all I do is eat. It's called... In-som-nom-nom-nom-nia. | ||
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| Thursday, March 2, 2023, 6:49:10 PM- NICE! | ||
I saw this on The Graham Norton Show: Fantastic!  | ||
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| Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 7:28:39 PM- Git down, honey! | ||
Toe-tappin' good: YEE-HAW! | ||
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| Tuesday, February 28, 2023, 7:55:38 PM- Pe-yew! | ||
I was reading some old time home remedies on the internet and one struck me as funny. To 'cure' baldness, rub onions on your head. I don't know about a cure for baldness, but I'm pretty sure it would lead to a cure for having friends and intimate relationships. | ||
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| Monday, February 27, 2023, 8:12:31 PM- Oh, NO! | ||
I'm out of peanuts! I munch them all the time when I'm on the 'net. I'd better go get some more... can't function without them. | ||
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| Sunday, February 26, 2023, 7:07:28 PM- Grief | ||
A friend I've known since first grade has passed. 12 years of school together. We played baseball and softball together. He was one of the truly good guys. He will be missed. So long, Moon Pie. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 26, 2023, 2:38:52 AM- Elephants | ||||||
What can you say about two elephants wearing matching sweaters? They're on the same team. Why don't animals walk through the forest between 4pm and 5pm? That's when the elephants jump out of the trees. How can you tell an elephant's been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter. Why do beavers have flat tails? Because they walked through the forest between 4pm and 5pm. | ||||||
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