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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, September 28, 2023, 6:21:07 PM- Be a trend setter! | ||
I've been pondering the idea of sporting a bowler. Men wear hats a lot more today. I'm not talking about ball caps. Totally different. Maybe I'll start a trend. Maybe I'll wind up adding another chapter to my 'oddness' legacy. Be a trendsetter and join me. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, September 27, 2023, 7:09:14 PM- To laugh... or not | ||
If you can make them laugh, most people will like you. Except for those people who can only laugh at other peoples' misfortune. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, September 26, 2023, 6:18:40 PM- Yikes! | ||
While walking today, I cut through the parking lot of a local gas station. I turned a corner of the building and BAM! I almost walked into a lady coming from the opposite direction. To be honest, it scared me half to death. Warily I walked on, hoping for no more surprises before I had recovered. Two scares so close together might prove to be fatal. ~ | ||
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| Monday, September 25, 2023, 6:52:47 PM- Of course | ||
I recently bought a pair of khaki shorts online. Good style, good price and I liked that they had buttons instead of velcro on the pockets. Although there were pictures of the shorts with the buttons on the pockets, the very first comment I read from customers was from someone who had purchased the shorts, and then 'discovered' once they had received them that they had buttons on the pockets. SMH ~ | ||
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| Sunday, September 24, 2023, 4:51:30 PM- Do it yourself | ||
I'm tired of scraping, saving and waiting for the Great American Dream to happen, so I'm going to buy some LEGOS and do it myself. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, September 23, 2023, 4:06:43 PM- Experience | ||
I met a woman recently who is close to my age and has a great body. She is interested in me for only sex. We have absolutely nothing in common. I won't be pursuing her. Why? Because if I wanted to have sex with someone without having anything to talk about, I would have stayed with my ex wife. ~ | ||
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| Friday, September 22, 2023, 6:54:21 PM- Uh-Oh | ||
Bummer - Taking a bite out of an apple, then discovering as you are set to take your next bite that only half a worm remains in the apple.  | ||
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| Thursday, September 21, 2023, 6:59:23 PM- Tiny steps | ||
I awoke to a gray, cool day this morning. The type that gives you the urge to simply lie around the house and do nothing. But I went for a walk instead. I showered and shaved. I had a cup of coffee and read part of a book. I talked to a neighbor. When the sun finally was ready to show itself, I had put my funk behind me and was ready to shine. Sometimes a dull old routine will bring out the better part of you - you just have to allow it to happen. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, September 20, 2023, 6:43:53 PM- Adage update | ||
There's no sense in crying over spilt milk, but it's okay to scream bloody murder when you spill hot coffee in your lap. ~ | ||
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| Monday, September 18, 2023, 6:15:48 PM- Oh, boy | ||
If you dream that your toilet is overflowing, with crap going everywhere AND you have no way to stop it, is that a bad omen? ~ | ||
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