I'm 71 now and if you want to know how your parents or grandparents were at your age, you need to learn a few catch phrases from when they were your age, like:

Sock it to me.

You bet your sweet bippy.

Here come da judge.

Far out.

Outta sight.

To name a few.

Every generation has their terminology.

The more you learn, the more you'll know.

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... we would have no oceans.

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Today seemed to be the day all of my updates came at once on my computer.

Finally, everything is up to date...

except the user.

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What did the man say after smacking away the hand of someone attempting to dip a tortilla chip into his snack bowl?

Nacho cheese!

When someone says:

Enough is enough

I wonder if they can put a number on that.

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Be careful what you eat.

Not so much what remains in your mouth after eating something...

The burp (women) or belch (men) you have later

will bring the meal back to you.

Kind of a gift that keeps on giving.

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I know people who seem to live only to rant about politics.

Ask them about the weather (good or bad) and they start blaming everything on the government,

and if you let them keep going they'll start naming specific people in office.

Ask them about anything at all

and it turns into a rant.

Case in point:

I posted an old picture on FB of my old high school that no longer exists.

In the comments section, someone I don't know started ranting on about a whole different school

and how much it cost the taxpayers.

Then he started ranting about property taxes.

When I wrote back and told him it was just a picture and not about politics,

he told me to mind my own business.

I told him that since I posted the picture it was my business.

I then went to the FB administrators and had his comments deleted and him blocked.

I have a sign on my front door that reads

'No politics allowed. Violators will be evicted'.

Yes, I'm serious.

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I found out yesterday that certain words are a no-no on NN.

ab

duc

tion

is one.

When people are talking about alien xxxxxxxxxxxxx,

are they talking about beings from outer space?

Or people in this country from another country?

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I finished watching the four part documentary about Ed Gein.

Who was Ed Gein?

The real life Psycho.

He dug up corpses.

He cut of their heads.

He used their skin to make masks, lamp shades and on his furniture.

He was caught in 1957.

He was ruled criminally insane and spent the rest of his life in a mental hospital,

where he died of cancer in 1984.

Robert Bloch wrote the book Psycho,

which influenced the movie of the same name,

plus the movie Texas chainsaw Massacre and many others.

He lived on a farm outside of Plainfield, Wisconsin.

He did not own or operate a motel.

Sometimes reality is more gruesome than fiction.

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