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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, April 3, 2023, 4:32:25 PM- Ahhh... | ||||||
Time flies like the wind, but fruit flies like bananas. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, April 2, 2023, 6:02:36 PM- Working on it | ||
It's that kind of a day: I've got the ballgame and the Chevy. Now I just need the hot dogs and apple pie. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, April 2, 2023, 12:57:27 AM- Miracles | ||
A nice Saturday: 1. Down one run with two out, an easy fly ball that should have ended the game is dropped. The next batter hits a two run home run to win. 2. Down 14 points in the second half, San Diego State hits a jump shot as time expires to win and go on to the championship game Monday. 3. I win $20.00 on a lottery scratchoff. Who says good news doesn't come in threes?  | ||
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| Friday, March 31, 2023, 5:59:43 PM- Whoosh! | ||
I had no more than stepped one foot outside my front door today, when a 50 m.p.h. gust of wind lifted my cap from my head and carried it away, tumbling down the street. I stood in shocked awe as I watched my cap tumble away - One block in a matter of seconds. I was preparing to go for a walk anyway, so I tried to track it down. A futile attempt, as it was last seen bouncing across a busy highway. So long old friend, thanks for the protection. Safe journeys!  | ||
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| Thursday, March 30, 2023, 6:03:11 PM- Batter up! | ||
It's opening day. Across the leagues, it's the one day where everyone is equal - at least until that first pitch has been thrown. Put me in, coach... I'm ready to play! | ||
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| Wednesday, March 29, 2023, 5:20:18 PM- Calm the chaos | ||
Last night I dreamed I was chained to be within a mere fraction of an inch from a zombie. When I awoke, I need to hear something calming, so I listened to this: It worked - I am mellow once more.  | ||
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| Tuesday, March 28, 2023, 6:51:52 PM- Re-watch | ||
The movie won 9 Academy awards, including Best Picture: Still a grand epic, over 30 years later. ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 27, 2023, 6:58:49 PM- Food for thought | ||
I've always wondered why lemonade is made from artificial ingredients and yet furniture polish is made with real lemons. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 26, 2023, 8:06:42 PM- Old school tip | ||
If you're a senior citizen and you need to read something important, make sure you wear your reading glasses. You could be signing your life away. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 26, 2023, 2:08:11 AM- Indeed | ||
"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog who doesn't like a person. ~ Bill Murray | ||
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