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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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Tuesday, March 14, 2023, 6:27:21 PM- Tradition | ||||||
In the time honored tradition of my mother, I'm shopping for shorts when it's 30 degrees outside. You may think that's funny, but there are deals to be made shopping off season. ~ | ||||||
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Monday, March 13, 2023, 5:49:08 PM- Comeback | ||
When someone tells me patience is a virtue, I tell "That's too bad... I lost my virtue at age 13." | ||
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Sunday, March 12, 2023, 6:13:23 PM- So close | ||||||
Nothing starts your day off reflectively like checking your lotto numbers... and seeing that although you hit two numbers, you were one number off the other four numbers, which would have won you over $12,000,000.00. ~ | ||||||
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Saturday, March 11, 2023, 7:17:26 PM- Crunch time | ||
NCAA basketball. World Baseball Classic. High school Regionals. Looks like my viewing time today will be booked up. | ||
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Friday, March 10, 2023, 7:16:14 PM- FRIDAY! | ||
'Spring' is just around the corner. | ||
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Thursday, March 9, 2023, 6:49:56 PM- Would you? | ||
When I was a kid, there was a fad of eating chocolate covered insects, like ants and grasshoppers. What goes around comes around and they're trendy again. I'll try anything once, so bring 'em on! | ||
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Wednesday, March 8, 2023, 7:37:12 PM- For just one day... | ||||||
... wouldn't it be funny to have everything you say taken seriously? Like - kiss my ass, or eat shit. Then again, maybe not. ~ | ||||||
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Tuesday, March 7, 2023, 7:54:31 PM- Just in time | ||
I was going to tell a joke about of the two forms of suicide, a gun was quicker than marriage, but I decided it was in bad taste. It might also be seen as my promoting suicide, which I would never be in favor of. ~ | ||
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Monday, March 6, 2023, 7:19:42 PM- Thinking cap | ||
I'm doing some thinking about what kind of inane photo I'm going to post on Facebook. Like everyone else, my ego needs stroking by putting up pictures of silly things to have people look at them and say: "Ooh, that's fabulous, well done!" Even if it's nothing more than a shelf I've painted. There are lots of needy people out there, sadly. ~ | ||
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Saturday, March 4, 2023, 6:57:52 PM- Memories | ||||||
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down the hills. Those were Goodyears. | ||||||
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