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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Friday, March 3, 2023, 6:34:32 PM- Defined | ||
I have a condition. One where I can't sleep and all I do is eat. It's called... In-som-nom-nom-nom-nia.  | ||
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| Thursday, March 2, 2023, 6:49:10 PM- NICE! | ||
I saw this on The Graham Norton Show: Fantastic!  | ||
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| Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 7:28:39 PM- Git down, honey! | ||
Toe-tappin' good: YEE-HAW! | ||
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| Tuesday, February 28, 2023, 7:55:38 PM- Pe-yew! | ||
I was reading some old time home remedies on the internet and one struck me as funny. To 'cure' baldness, rub onions on your head. I don't know about a cure for baldness, but I'm pretty sure it would lead to a cure for having friends and intimate relationships. | ||
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| Monday, February 27, 2023, 8:12:31 PM- Oh, NO! | ||
I'm out of peanuts! I munch them all the time when I'm on the 'net. I'd better go get some more... can't function without them. | ||
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| Sunday, February 26, 2023, 7:07:28 PM- Grief | ||
A friend I've known since first grade has passed. 12 years of school together. We played baseball and softball together. He was one of the truly good guys. He will be missed. So long, Moon Pie. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 26, 2023, 2:38:52 AM- Elephants | ||||||
What can you say about two elephants wearing matching sweaters? They're on the same team. Why don't animals walk through the forest between 4pm and 5pm? That's when the elephants jump out of the trees. How can you tell an elephant's been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter. Why do beavers have flat tails? Because they walked through the forest between 4pm and 5pm. | ||||||
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| Friday, February 24, 2023, 6:48:29 PM- Decisions, decisions | ||||||
I don't know which is bigger - The elephant in the room or the monkey on my back. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, February 23, 2023, 7:53:04 PM- Awww... | ||
A woman in a nearby town was warned, not arrested, for flashing pedestrians as she drove by them. Unfortunately, no video was shared of the incident.  | ||
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| Wednesday, February 22, 2023, 7:22:33 PM- The exception to the rule | ||
I was always told that smoking stunts your growth. During the summer between my freshman and sophomore years of high school, I played summer league baseball for my school. I was 5'2" tall. A couple of my teammates smoked and I tried it. I also had my first beer that summer. When I started school that fall, I had grown to 5'6". The next two summers I played baseball... and grew to 5'9 1/2". I didn't stop growing until I was 23 - 6'1". Every rule has its' exception. Bad habits were formed, but at least I got something positive out of the experience. ~ | ||
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