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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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Friday, March 24, 2023, 6:39:43 PM- It's real! | ||
There are a few schools around (high school and college) that have the same mascot as the one from my alma matter: Bearcats. There are even people around who think a bearcat is not real, so this is for the unbelievers: Now you know. ~ | ||
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Thursday, March 23, 2023, 6:18:28 PM- Realism | ||
I'm 70 years old. Just about every person my age I talk to will eventually say they wish they could feel physically like they did at 19 or 20 years of age. I will then ask them a simple question: "You mean hung over or spaced out?" | ||
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Wednesday, March 22, 2023, 6:24:27 PM- V | ||
Indiana has seasonal weather, which means it's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. California has generally warmer weather. It also has earthquakes, mud slides and forest fires. I'd rather live in Indiana than California. Weather aside, it's much cheaper to live here, too. | ||
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Tuesday, March 21, 2023, 6:28:06 PM- Joke time | ||||||
A nun is taking a bath when the comes a knock on the door. "Who is it?" she asked. "The blind man", came the answer. "Come in then", she said. The door opens, the man walks in and says... "Nice tits. Where do you want the blinds?" | ||||||
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Monday, March 20, 2023, 7:05:11 PM- Sillyness | ||
I often see people on Facebook posting about a lost dog looking for its owner. I must be old school. I never chained up a dog of mine. The only time they weren't with me was when I was in school or at work, and even then they would meet me at the bus stop after school or be waiting for me at home after work. Only once did I ever have to go look for my dog and that was when the dog had been hit by a car and was at the animal shelter. A dog knows where the food is and the people who love them. Must be a lot of dumb dogs out there today. ~ | ||
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Sunday, March 19, 2023, 6:24:31 PM- Yep | ||
I dreamed last night that the world was in crisis and all of the super heroes were arguing over who was in charge, instead of saving the world. Must have been a deep seated comment from my mind about politics. ~ | ||
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Sunday, March 19, 2023, 2:51:12 AM- Another dimension | ||||||
I could have sworn I posted something here already today. It must have slid over to another dimension, like anything else I have that disappears after I set it down. ~ | ||||||
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Friday, March 17, 2023, 5:46:48 PM- Happy... | ||||||
... St. Patrick's Day! | ||||||
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Thursday, March 16, 2023, 5:00:17 PM- A joke | ||||||
Vegan: You know that chicken you're eating had a family. Me: I know. That's why I ordered the family bucket - No one gets left behind. | ||||||
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Wednesday, March 15, 2023, 7:58:11 PM- It's a mouthful | ||
Today I took my car in for service. I had my 'crankshaft position sensor' replaced. They told me yesterday it needed to be replaced. So I went online to see just what its' function is and how much it should cost. Prices went from $27.00 to $98.00. I paid $48.00 for mine. I found out that it serves the same purpose as a fuel filter on my first car, a 1964 Chevy Impala SS. The difference now is that it runs through a bunch of computerized circuits to do the same job. When I estimate how much something will cost, I go by the 10x rule: Whatever something cost when I was growing up, it's generally 10 times more today. The fuel line filter cost me $5.00 in 1975. The sensor today cost me $48.00 That's about right. ~ | ||
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