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johnnybeagle's Recent Statuses
Mon, 17-Jan-22 3:06 AM (2 years ago)
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I wish nothing but the best for you too
Thanks
(2 years ago)
Thu, 4-Nov-21 10:26 PM (2 years ago)
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Join me in my hour in the shower
An hour long shower? That’s a lot of water to use.
(2 years ago)
PApda likes this
He might need help with the tiling or some plumbing?
(2 years ago)
PApda likes this
Should I bring my rubber gloves and sponge?
(2 years ago)
thatfeeling likes this
Maybe a plunger?
(2 years ago)
Thu, 14-Oct-21 9:58 PM (2 years ago)
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When DJSwing decides to leave, it must be nearing the end...
In fact. Probably will be back posting once they see what requirements other sites have had in place for some time.
(2 years ago)
i think these changes will only make it better in the end
(2 years ago)
^ fingers crossed
(2 years ago)
I don't think they will leave (could be wrong) they're just upset about the new verification rules,seems an easy fix,don't post anymore face pics.
(2 years ago)
Seems as if someone is just trying to stir the pot.
(2 years ago)
flitterbee and lennynatural like this
Tue, 23-Jun-20 5:05 AM (3 years ago)
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Have you seen the bigger piggies in their starched white shirts?
Fri, 19-Jun-20 2:38 AM (3 years ago)
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Over iso big time
Thu, 7-Nov-19 11:13 PM (4 years ago)
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Turn off the news and raise the kids. Give them somethin' to believe in.
MitchandDaisy and lip2lip like this
Thu, 7-Nov-19 10:26 PM (4 years ago)
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And the piss they call tequila even Waylon wouldn't drink. Well I'd rather sip this Listerine I packed.
Fri, 27-Sep-19 1:24 AM (4 years ago)
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That coriander (cilantro to some) got me again last night. Bastard!
Thu, 28-Jun-18 10:17 PM (5 years ago)
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When they ruin perfectly good food by sprinkling coriander all over it...
im_hard likes this
for sure justcuz. Went to see Deadpool 2 with my son. OMG was the popcorn salty. LOL
(5 years ago)
proabably the same SOB that thought onion in sausage gravy was a good idea. ruined a good biscuit.
(5 years ago)
Cilantro & coriander are the same regardless of being the leaf or seed.
(5 years ago)
I try to avoid seeds and stems too... sneaky
(5 years ago)
coars thay tha same ... both like shit tongue
(5 years ago)
Mon, 11-Jun-18 9:49 PM (5 years ago)
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It's a worry...
rhinostool likes this
Did it get stuck?
(5 years ago)
Tue, 29-May-18 11:38 PM (5 years ago)
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Negativity breeds negativity
MissLizzie likes this
Positivism breeds Euphoria
(5 years ago)
MissLizzie likes this
Live with compassion. You never know what people have been through smile
(5 years ago)
Sun, 20-May-18 11:41 PM (5 years ago)
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Please won't you sing me a thing that will bring me right into the sky
Wed, 6-Dec-17 10:50 PM (6 years ago)
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Friday night, it was late I was walking you home, we got down to the gate. And I was dreaming of the night. Would it turn out right?
Tue, 10-Oct-17 10:04 PM (6 years ago)
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My sign is vital, my hands are cold. And I'm on my knees looking for the answer.
Are you human or are you hamster?
(6 years ago)
Sexy_Foxy_Lady likes this
Wed, 19-Jul-17 9:54 PM (6 years ago)
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I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited, but I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
Well, it's not clear if Adele will ever come back sad
(6 years ago)
johnnybeagle likes this
we don't give formal invitations so jump in where you feel you fit.
(6 years ago)
Her loss would be a loss for the whole of humanity.
(6 years ago)
Mon, 17-Apr-17 10:34 PM (7 years ago)
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Please won't you sing me a thing that will bring me right into the sky
Tue, 4-Apr-17 9:42 PM (7 years ago)
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As a man who has always had the wandering ways, now I'm reaching back for yesterdays
not sure what that means?
(7 years ago)
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...
(7 years ago)
~Wenchie~ likes this
Dylan
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 and ~Wenchie~ like this
oh ok
(7 years ago)
Sun, 29-Jan-17 10:04 PM (7 years ago)
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Hello, it's me; I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet?
SWredtoy likes this
Well, I was, but then I sniffed me fingers ... men always fink better when they roll the gonads
(7 years ago)
so ya worked out it was the song lol
(7 years ago)
Do I look smart ? .... it's 5 hrs past wine o'clock here, it's all I can do to not shart let alone think of a god damn song tongue
(7 years ago)
You need a womaen to take your interest. It has worked for me.
(7 years ago)
*woman
(7 years ago)
Tue, 17-Jan-17 10:20 PM (7 years ago)
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I'm your pole and all you're wearing is your shoes...
Tue, 10-Jan-17 10:15 PM (7 years ago)
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All we have to do now Is take these lies and make them true somehow.
Turnaround54 and WendySilvia like this
re write the story then.. smile
(7 years ago)
Thu, 17-Nov-16 9:49 PM (7 years ago)
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Did you find a directing sign on the straight and narrow highway?
Fuck that road its boring, i like sketchy curvy roads.
(7 years ago)
YEP,steered me right to the liqeur store smile
(7 years ago)
luvlabias likes this
Sun, 6-Nov-16 10:23 PM (7 years ago)
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More research needed I think...
care to elaborate ?
(7 years ago)
Busy atm undertaking research. The results will be published in due course, unless the results are not meeting expectations.
(7 years ago)
errmmm...good luck unless you're disassembling the wife eek
(7 years ago)
Ley-dd and johnnybeagle like this
Mrs.FX & I, wear labcoats when we do ours. Practice makes perfect, right?
(7 years ago)
Do dressing up while doing research - now there's an idea...
(7 years ago)
Fri, 4-Nov-16 12:21 AM (7 years ago)
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Hey, USA, what are you going to do now?
I dunno about you but I'm gonna have a beer.
(7 years ago)
powermanp3 and steelrat60 like this
I'm with you Lenny, first round on me?
(7 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
continue living, why what are we supposed to do?
(7 years ago)
That sounds good to me, Powerman
(7 years ago)
powermanp3 likes this
I'm going to Disney world!! tongue. Lol
(7 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Tue, 25-Oct-16 6:23 AM (7 years ago)
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Sometimes it takes fortitude to post photos...
the testicular type
(7 years ago)
bollocks. smile
(7 years ago)
Yep, all types...
(7 years ago)
Tue, 11-Oct-16 9:38 PM (7 years ago)
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Research completed...
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