)EMLB77's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 3-May-18 8:26 AM (5 years ago)
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: - And what the dentist said?
Wed, 25-Apr-18 11:26 PM (6 years ago)
truthfully a day of reflection...my life seems to be on this cycle I do fun things like this and parties and such...then I meet a woman totally outside anything like this and happy for awhile..
Sat, 14-Apr-18 9:06 AM (6 years ago)
How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating.
A skilled protaginist moves the pubic hair aside with his tongue anyway,just sayin' 
(6 years ago)
Thu, 12-Apr-18 11:50 PM (6 years ago)
Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Sun, 1-Apr-18 8:34 AM (6 years ago)
I want to melt in your mouth not in your hand...happy Easter
Tue, 20-Mar-18 12:21 PM (6 years ago)
want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
had to reflect on that one for a second
(6 years ago)
