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Tue, 5-Jan-21 8:52 PM (3 years ago)
Looking for Mustluc... better? Or does that sound like a person?
i filled the sarc jar yesterday, free for the taking
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 30-May-19 9:29 AM (4 years ago)
Going, going, gone... for now. Thanks to all who engaged.
Sat, 18-May-19 7:55 AM (4 years ago)
Poured kettle into coffee jar instead of Cafetiere...
Sun, 28-Apr-19 11:12 AM (5 years ago)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak
Sun, 28-Apr-19 11:02 AM (5 years ago)
I get picked for my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around
Sun, 28-Apr-19 10:54 AM (5 years ago)
I found out that my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked.
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Thu, 4-Apr-19 9:28 PM (5 years ago)
Last night me and my girlfriend watched 4 DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Wed, 3-Apr-19 8:54 PM (5 years ago)
I saw this guy with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, that’s Abba-riginal.
So bad it borders on comedy genius
(5 years ago)
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Fri, 15-Mar-19 10:29 AM (5 years ago)
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Fri, 15-Mar-19 1:02 AM (5 years ago)
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
I knew an extremely slim and extremely celibate guy once who denied himself all pleasures of the flesh, even going on a meat-free diet. He used to say, "If you can't beat it, diet".
(5 years ago)
Wed, 13-Mar-19 1:13 PM (5 years ago)
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.
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Tue, 12-Mar-19 7:47 PM (5 years ago)
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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Nah! I'm too thick to get it! You should know better than state when you're meant to ask.
(5 years ago)
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I often answer my own questions. Answers can come when you talk it through.
(5 years ago)
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Tue, 12-Mar-19 12:26 PM (5 years ago)
If you're looking for that one person who will change your life... take a look in the mirror.
Just don't break it..seven years bad luck will definitely change your life
(5 years ago)
Mon, 11-Mar-19 5:46 PM (5 years ago)
I was camping and couldn't remember where the sun came up... then it dawned on me.
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Sun, 10-Mar-19 11:52 AM (5 years ago)
Luke Skywalker, my favourite hero who looks 100% prepared for figure skating at all times.
Sat, 9-Mar-19 3:00 PM (5 years ago)
I hate Russian dolls... they're just so full of themselves.
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