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Mon, 29-Apr-19 2:55 PM (5 years ago)
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Advice on taking dick pics? What angle do your girls like? I want to update my profile pic smile
*takes census of the wimmins as the angle of the dangle is crucial,innit ?*
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 and Mr_Vein like this
The best advice I've been given is not to take dick pics! Have a look through the bookmarks of some female members and see what they like. Dick pics seem to attract more male attention than female smile
(5 years ago)
Ones with a torso attached.. and maybe some legs.. oh.. a butt too.. heck.. scrap the cock pic.. be creative.. go for a torso pic.. wink
(5 years ago)
In my case, the best advice I have been given by wiiimmmiiins is like the song "it's better when you take no pics at all" I have taken their sage advice: )
(5 years ago)
^ a voice like a lark
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
<<And an arse like a crow
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
caw caw
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Cawmioaw
(5 years ago)
I have steered clear of dick pics this time...although I'm starting to regret that decision...they at least got ratings last time around...
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
he asked what the ladies want... not the gay men tongue
(5 years ago)
Then again I have the body of a god.....too bad its Buddha tongue
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and cmp304 like this
Good point....I'm sitting at a 95% approval rating amongst gay men...the ladies not so much unsure
(5 years ago)
just like every other man here.. porn is harsh side for the men to get the attention the ladies do.. HUGS!
(5 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
The silence was deafening from the wimmins though,WS ,so we kept the status warm
(5 years ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Never mind me...I have NO idea what the ladies want grin
(5 years ago)
we want tush wink you ALL know this
(5 years ago)
unlike them then,lol
(5 years ago)
I'm gunna post pics of handbags and gladrags....
(5 years ago)
I've done 4 of them Wendy...and they still don't get rated so neener raspberry
(5 years ago)
so dont know if I wanna ask what the banana a gladrag is.....
(5 years ago)
In stero with phonics....
(5 years ago)
Stereophonics song, handbags and gladrags, gladrags, what wiiimmmiiins wear out to attract the lesser spotted male on a Friday night, in the valleys of wales...
(5 years ago)
they should just get naked.. would be quicker. tongue
(5 years ago)
They do, just for the price of a bag of chips....
(5 years ago)
cheap like borscht
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Blogged the song for you Windy; )
(5 years ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Honestly, post what makes YOU happy, if you concentrate on posting pics that will get ratings and bookmarks, you'll just drive yourself crazy dude...I learned that the hard way freak....
(5 years ago)
Mr_Vein and WendySilvia like this
If they get rates/comments/bookmarks then that's just icing on the cake grin
(5 years ago)
Mr_Vein and WendySilvia like this
Ah,so it's all about your spatula then wink
(5 years ago)
And his icing bag.....: P
(5 years ago)
and licking the spoon
(5 years ago)
I have 458 pics of my dick.A galllery of awesome Dickinous...jerk LOL
(5 years ago)
WendySilvia likes this
A true dick,alrighty
(5 years ago)
Yup..A ring plonker..LOL
(5 years ago)
*right
(5 years ago)
ah,so not into buggeration after all then wink
(5 years ago)
Nope maraff..Thats not for me.
(5 years ago)
of course we believe you,despite what you wrote.
(5 years ago)
No. I have not said that I like of have ever had anal "sex"...
(5 years ago)
it was the "ring plonker" comment, lol,ah forget it
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
A "right plonker" is use as calling someone a right burk LOL
(5 years ago)
or a berk even..
(5 years ago)
Victor631 likes this
Really? Who knew? Well fuck me...if you excuse the pun wink
(5 years ago)
Victor631 likes this
Dick pic: step one back away from the camera!! You can crop out stuff later,,,,,
(5 years ago)
Mr_Vein, WendySilvia and Victor631 like this
try to focus on the angle of the dangle
(5 years ago)
Victor631 likes this
Will your dick pics be different to the million other dick pics here? Does it have freckles, dimples and a pretty smile? smile
(5 years ago)
Hahahaha, thanks for the comments!
(5 years ago)