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Mon, 4-May-20 9:52 PM (4 years ago)
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I want a VIDEO tribute over my photos!
EasyAnteater266 and Ntnsrs like this
I want a new kitchen!
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I happen to have a new kitchen! 🤗
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
I would have had a new one if it wasn't for the lockdown.
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I want a vacation! Lol
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I also want my tooth repair completed but my dentist is not doing any work at the moment.
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I did my kitchen during lockdown. Your dentist isn't even doing emergency visits?
(4 years ago)
It's not an emergency, I have a temp cap. I had the cough when I was meant to go back. Since then they have stopped at least till mid May when it will be reviewed.
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Ohhh that's annoying.
(4 years ago)
Got a dodgy eye too, I'm falling apart lol.
(4 years ago)
RavingLunatic and GottaBeMe like this
it's not the years e, its the miles i creak and pop grin
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and GottaBeMe like this
Oh dang! Straighten up Emu!
(4 years ago)
It's all on my left side, the other side's alright!
(4 years ago)
All right...it was right there
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
I know, I used it.
(4 years ago)
You ruined it
(4 years ago)
I thought alright was better than all right. Artistic license and all that.
(4 years ago)
But if you type 'alright' nobody knows you're using a pun....'all right' covers the pun and your answer
(4 years ago)
Boltting likes this
I have confidence I'm dealing with clever people. smile
(4 years ago)
That would make me dumb then
(4 years ago)
I prefer the driver, then we can rub it on the car...smile
(4 years ago)
No, because you knew what I meant.
(4 years ago)
I didn't as I weren't sure you were using the pun
(4 years ago)
Ah LOL
(4 years ago)
*Rewinds...
(4 years ago)
It's all on my left side, the other side's all right...alright? grin
(4 years ago)
Too late lol
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
I wanna be a rock star
(4 years ago)
i want to be a cowboy
(4 years ago)
Come back tomorrow for Groundhog Day when I get another chance.
(4 years ago)
With a different pun?
(4 years ago)
Where would be the pun in that?
(4 years ago)
Just take a punt
(4 years ago)
But there's no waterways near me.
(4 years ago)
Good because you need to stay home anyway
(4 years ago)
I need to do some shopping tomorrow, car's not been used for a week. Hopefully it will start.
(4 years ago)
If it doesn't then push it like a shopping trolley
(4 years ago)
Yeah, that would work, it's downhill all the way to the shops.
(4 years ago)
But uphill back home
(4 years ago)
Well hopefully it will start on the way down and charge the battery.
(4 years ago)
Consider this status well and truly hijacked!
(4 years ago)
If it doesn't then you're stuck at the bottom of a hill
(4 years ago)
Then the car better start to begin with.
(4 years ago)
If not push it like a shoppi...oh I've already said that
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Maybe I better walk.
(4 years ago)
Good idea
(4 years ago)
I want to make real videos how we will fuck together
(4 years ago)