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Fri, 23-Oct-20 8:08 AM (3 years ago)
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fruits that don't live up to their name; passionfruit, grapefruit, dragonfruit, honeydew. Fruits that do; orange.
<Gotta 'eadache thinking about that one,matey
(3 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
a harsh critique, what or whom for that matter meets their potential in this world. w00t
(3 years ago)
Lemon, lime.
(3 years ago)
It's true though because I picked an apple of the tree and it's internet connectivity was shit.
(3 years ago)
interesting fact: chocolate covered raisins do not occur in nature smile
(3 years ago)
What about shit covered coffee beans?
(3 years ago)
rhinostool and bman5946 like this
only if they've been through a goose
(3 years ago)
*makes note of that for pub quiz on fridee in 2030*
(3 years ago)
rhinostool likes this
Carrots grin
(3 years ago)
rhinostool likes this
carrots are so god damn sexy...............
(3 years ago)
Errr
(3 years ago)
........wassup Doc?
(3 years ago)
rhinostool likes this
bugs bunny, gave me my love classical music and my primary understanding of cross dressing smile
(3 years ago)
if you get a cob of corn you can shave it into the most armazing shape's...............yum
(3 years ago)
Asparrowgrass w00t
(3 years ago)
hahaha carrots arent a fruit smile
(3 years ago)
rhinostool likes this
mmmmpineapple outdoors nude for playtime............yum
(3 years ago)
Aardvarks w00t
(3 years ago)
so now we are just naming random grocery iteams huh? #youredoingitwrong smile
(3 years ago)
cucumbers ....hiya B smile
(3 years ago)
Apple Dumplings grin
(3 years ago)
B! heart
(3 years ago)