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Fri, 18-Dec-20 7:25 PM (3 years ago)
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I have an idea that'll make millions. Pussy flavored toothpicks. I just need to sample the juice to use, any volunteers?
If you listen very closely and very quietly, you can just about hear all the women that aren't interested.
(3 years ago)
Yvanodu38 and lennynatural like this
Back in the day, the head shop had pussy scented incense, I don't think anyone got rich off it. Here's what's wrong with the toothpick idea, you enjoy a nice lunch with your coworkers, you use one of
(3 years ago)
those picks afterwards, later when you get home your woman greets you at the door with a hug and a kiss and then smells the scent, she goes ballistic on you for smelling like someone else's vagina.
(3 years ago)
Artistic likes this
It could work for cheating husbands too, "You smell of pussy, who have you been with?"..."no one dear, it's these new toothpick flavours"..."oh cool"
(3 years ago)
ill just be over there >>>>>>>>
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Will they be sold in little hairy pouches?
(3 years ago)
funguytwo likes this
Listerine have missed a trick
(3 years ago)
funguytwo likes this
Bacon flavoured condoms!
(3 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
Bacon flavoured condoms are very dangerous for someone who loves baconwink
(3 years ago)
Mr_Vein, lennynatural and Agent_K like this
I think thats a winner right there, Mr Vein
(3 years ago)
Mr_Vein and flitterbee like this
No biting, seb!
(3 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I won't be promising anything, your fault for wearing it
(3 years ago)
Agent_K and Mr_Vein like this
Wolfing it down will give you heartburn
(3 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I mean, maybe a little nibble! As long as you don't bite it off! eek
(3 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I smell bacon. I bite.
(3 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Whatever SEB bites on might bracon off in her mouth.
(3 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I don't get it
(3 years ago)
I think you're telling porky pies.
(3 years ago)
I had a pork pie about an hour ago
(3 years ago)
I have one in the fridge for tomorrow.
(3 years ago)
I have 4 in the freezer
(3 years ago)