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Sat, 4-Dec-21 2:49 AM (2 years ago)
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A few weeks ago I dropped a tub of margarine on my foot and it still hurts. I can't believe it's not better. smile
You eat margarine? Oh hell no, only butter
(2 years ago)
Parkay... I get it now LOL
(2 years ago)
Hopefully the pain doesn't spread.
(2 years ago)
Wasn't that a old wives tale smile that's right it's Marg not butter lol
(2 years ago)
Marg Simpson wants her royalties paid up Mojo! Good evening lovey 😊😘
(2 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
I hope you don’t take a churn for the worse.
(2 years ago)
mojo75nz and NaughtyKat like this
Good time to butter someone up buttercup
(2 years ago)
May not be such a good idea if they're lack-toes intolerant Mojo! 😜
(2 years ago)
Your wish was granted. You said you always wanted a nob that reached your foot
(2 years ago)
NaughtyKat and mojo75nz like this
Yaaay keep going your on a roll😜
(2 years ago)
Agent_K and NaughtyKat like this
Some might wish for a roll out nob lol ...... Christmas prezie ideas any one
(2 years ago)
Roll out nob? That's just gotta hurt
(2 years ago)
mojo75nz likes this
That is why the turkey in our house goes in the standup freezer instead of the freezer over the refrigerator wink
(2 years ago)
smitten4u likes this
@bluebayour6 I once did turkey bowling at a Hooters in Charleston Wv. Frozen turkeys are dangerous and for real!
(2 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
.......and it took me a minute longer to get the joke; still miss the parkay commercials too
(2 years ago)
smitten4u likes this
@mr&mrs That sounds fun! We never had that, but had where you could win them around Thanksgiving.....had a 140 avg but bowled over 600 series on those days; was fun trying to walk out with 7 LOL
(2 years ago)
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