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Fri, 23-Dec-22 1:39 AM (1 year ago)
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Happy Birthday to all those out there that have a bday at Christmas.
Some bloke called Jesus apparently
(1 year ago)
Jesus of Nazareth is the some bloke. Plenty of other Jesus' in the world. I wonder how many were born the same day?
(1 year ago)
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Are you sure that's his full name? I thought it was Jesus Christ
(1 year ago)
Is it Jesus H. Christ or is there an F somewhere? 😂
(1 year ago)
happyhumper69 and redduck906 like this
No, Jefsus H. Christ doesn't sound right either
(1 year ago)
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When alive he was known as Jesus of Nazareth and Jesus son of Joseph. After his death he became known as Jesus Christ.
(1 year ago)
PantyPirate likes this
When did he become something you shout when you hit you're thumb with a hammer?
(1 year ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
When did his middle name become H?
(1 year ago)
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and yes. Happy Birthday to everyone whose birthdate is overshadowed by such a huge holiday
(1 year ago)
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My son was born on Christmas Eve day because my obstetrician told me he couldn't be born on Christmas so he could visit his family.
(1 year ago)
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I kinda think you lucked out there JG. My first born is early Jan and there is NOTHING left in store for a bday gift.
(1 year ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
I did, but he didn't, ju. A lot of his friends celebrated Christmas so he could never have a birthday party on his birthday. sad
(1 year ago)
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Growing up we always had a mid summer party. Not birthday, no gifts but a bunch of friends to make up for the lack of a proper bday on the real day
(1 year ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Great idea!
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
You might say it was an Epiphany wink
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Some people think the H stands for Holy and others think it stands for Harold, it's probably doesn't belong there at all.
(1 year ago)
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Google the reason if you need help sleeping Lenny
(1 year ago)
I might indeed wink
(1 year ago)
Hope you are enjoying your holiday JG!
(1 year ago)
My 2 cents, lenny. I think it makes it sound less blasphemous, for the same reason that people say Jeez or sheesh.
(1 year ago)
I am. Thanks. I was thinking I'd send you a pic of tonight's latkes, but I burned them. LOL Let's see how they come out tomorrow night. laugh
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
With enough sour cream adversity can be over come!
(1 year ago)
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Wishful thinking, I
(1 year ago)
I'm afraid. The bottom was really burnt, so I scraped the top off and mixed it with sour cream. Now that I think of it, you may be right. LOL
(1 year ago)
Friends son was born on christmas day - he called him 'Tinsel'
(1 year ago)
His stepdad was Joseph, his real dad's name is Harold. ...who art in heaven, Harold be thy name
(1 year ago)
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Happy Birthday redduck.
(1 year ago)
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happy days and holidays
(1 year ago)
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