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Thu, 27-Apr-23 8:21 PM (1 year ago)
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I wrote "hi" she answered "I'm a very direct girl, I don't like to beat the bush around and I love direct guys" ..apparently greetings are too much to bear nowadays huh
So, send her a correction, "Hi, I'd like to ball you, go get us a room at an upscale hotel, all expenses paid by you. I'm going to fuck you in more ways than one." No beating around the bush is good.
(1 year ago)
yeah.. or I could transform into a dildo.. 100% more practical laugh
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
Lap, I've been trying to transform for years, let me know when you figure out how
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
it would be an awesome superpower..
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mr. Malt...that dildo you become could be shoved into somewhere you might not like...just saying...0-o
(1 year ago)
...... that's why I love status.. more brains work better than one. *archives the SuperDildo project
(1 year ago)
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