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Hi

Had a great day today. Probably the best in a long time especially considering I got bugger all sleep last night and I was at work.

Not really a Christmas person but I welcome it as makes the atmosphere, not only at work but everywhere I go, more friendly and relaxed (unless you're out shopping while it's busy!).

Today was a laugh a minute. Mainly thanks to one or two people but I hope I put more than a few smiles on people's faces today! I'm not a big joker but I do like to make people laugh and normally a laugh does involve me in one way or another!

I am seriously looking forward to Tuesday at work as well. Not only is it the "secret Santa" I help organise this Crimbo but during a chat at lunch a group of us decided that we're going to the pub after work to carry on the merriment. We've thrown it open to every involved in the Secret Santa (about 16 in total) but even if only a few of us turn up it should still be a good time.

If you're interested this is what I got for my Secret Santa person:
[url]http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/6019267/-/Product.html?searchstring=love+muscle+toner&searchsource=0[/url]

I did show it to somebody else and they burst out laughing. I'm sure he'll receive it in good humour and I have known him for about 3 years (after all he was my old bosses’ boss!). And that's what Secret Santa is about for me. Giving something that will hopefully make people smile and laugh. Something fun and a little bit unexpected!

Anyway’s on another good note I’ll hopefully be putting some picture up soon. I know I’ve said this before but hey I’m feeling like getting back into the whole pic posting thing again. Plus from Christmas day onwards I’m off for about 11 days. So plenty of time!

To quote Sam Cooke "Let the good times roll"
(Great some by the way if you haven't heard it!)

Mark

A great song by a great group!

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zAf4FnTTLs[/url]

How can I decide what’s right?
When you’re clouding up my mind,
I can’t win your losing fight,
All the time.

How can I ever own what’s mine?
When you’re always taking sides,
But you won’t take away my pride,
No not this time...
Not this time.

How did we get here?
I used to know you so well,
How did we get here?
I think I know how.

The truth is hiding in your eyes,
And it's hanging on your tongue,
Just boiling in my blood,
But you think that I can’t see.
What kind of man that you are?
If your man at all,
I will figure this one out.
On my own...
(Screaming I love you so)
On my own...
(My thoughts you can’t decode)

How did we get here?
I used to know you so well,
How did we get here?
I think I know how.

Do you see,
What we’ve done,
Were gonna make such fools,
Of ourselves...
Do you see,
What we’ve done,
Were gonna make such fools,
Of ourselves...
YEAH

How did we get here
I used to know you so well
Yeah Yeah Yeah
How did we get here?
I use to know you so well
I think I know...
I think I know...

There is something,
I see in you,
It might kill me,
I want it to be true.

And the award goes to...

"scientificseductress"

...sadly there is no prize about from kudos!!! (and i do believe you about not looking them up!)

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And the answer to SexiBex's question:
You have a square house and all the walls face south. A bear walks past the window. What colour is the bear?

White. As all the walls face south you'd in the North pole. The bear would therefore be a polar bear.

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More to possibly come soon...

Mark

Some riddles to make you think (or not if you're a smart-arse!)

***Don't cheat by looking them up on the internet!***

***Six Egg***
On the table is a carton containing six eggs.
If six people each take one egg,
how can it be that one egg is left in the carton?

***Deserted House***
You enter a deserted house late at night.
Inside, there is an oil lamp, a gas fire and a stove full of wood.
You have only one match however, so which should you light first?

***Cowboy***
A man rode into town on Friday.
He stayed for three night and then left on Sunday.
How come?

Mark

Hi all

Today was a bit odd. I was at work this morning and somebody who I see pretty much every day came into our office. She'd had a haircut and to be honest looked pretty cute. I am of the opinion that she was pretty in the first place, she has a nice smile, but I kinda liked her new cut! She came to talk to somebody else and being a bloke scolded a few times for not noticing a woman's new haircut (which bloke hasn’t been there!?!) I commented and got a smile and a thank you back.

Then something I noticed that sort of make me laugh to myself...her nipples! Yes it has been and was mighty cold today but even through her jumper her nipples were pretty hard to miss....well they were for me anyway!! Nobody else in the office seemed to have this "issue", but I think that’s due to her being slightly larger than anybody else!

And like I’ve said I think she's pretty cute, has a great personality (as long as you don't piss her off!) and honestly even despite the age gap I wouldn't say no!

This little event had me daydreaming about, basically having sex with her all night. Although I think "making love" would be more close to what I was actually imagining as sex is a bit clinical and cold. It was an all night passionate kissing, stroking, caressing on a bed at night. I won't go into detail as I could write for a good hour or two about what I was thinking but I was a hard daydream to escape from although I don't think anybody noticed! I must have spent a good hour or two thinking about just kissing and gently caressing her smooth curved body from her lips down to....well you can guess where!

I think it was like this for two reasons. One that’s how I like to have sex most of the time and secondly her last boyfriend had dumped her and pissed off a few weeks before they were going to be married. It hurt her really bad for a long time and I really felt sorry for her. I guess I wanted her to feel loved, special and sexy!!! If that makes sense!

So when I got home I had to "sort myself out" (which I always end up bloody doing anyway!) before I could even think about doing some exercises!

My God, I could do with some sweet, hot, sensual, passionate, prolonged sex at the minute!!! (For much, much longer than a minute I might add!)

Mark

Hi all

First an answer to some of the questions posted two blogs back:

***Can you take the test anywhere else?
Yes I can however I’ve been told the other driving school is full of complete and utter knob-heads and it a complete shit-hole!

***Are you getting the same driving grader?
No. I've had a different one each time, which is probably why I’m failing on different parts each time! I don't get to choose either. They are randomly assigned when I turn up.

***Are they telling you what they are failing you on?
Yep. You get a little driving test report which the driving tester marks when-ever you make a mistake. Like I mentioned before I now have 3 of them and each one have "serious fault" marks (if you get 1 you fail, get 15 minor faults, you fail) on different areas!

I think that's the first time I’ve done that...although I think that's mainly because not only do a lot or people not read my blog but even fewer comment on it!!!

Anyway sticking with the driving I went for a drive through the centre of town on Saturday morning with the instructor. He reckons I’m buckling under the pressure and get the nerves. Two things I, and hopefully a lot of other people, don't often attribute to me. My parents certainly don't. So off we went into town two weeks before Christmas. And even though there was quite a lot of traffic and stopping & starting the instructor couldn't see any problems with my driving. In fact I quite enjoyed it as it was something different!

So I guess it is that half hour that I have a tester sitting next to me that I lose my cool and crack. So next time my instructor will come with me. He also told me that it took him 4 goes to pass as well, which kinda made me feel better...but not by much!!! I know this may sound odd but when I'm taking my test I think I think too much!

Anyway, I was suppose to go out on the piss last night but unfortunately I had some dodgy and quite frankly disgusting chips at the footy match beforehand. The aforementioned chips gave me incredible stomach cramps and without going into too much detail..."eye of the needle"...if you know what I mean!!! I've feeling a bit off today as well. Hadn't had any cramps but it has hurt and grumbled slightly all day. But looking on the bright side of things we did win! Woo Hoo!!!

The most annoying thing is it stopped me going out and getting pissed for a mate’s birthday. I HATE sitting in on my arse on a Saturday. I'd much rather be out, even if it's not drinking (although I haven't had one of them Saturdays for God knows how long!).

Instead the past two or three nights I’ve been on MSN providing my "counselling" services to one of my mates who's recently split with his girlfriend. It's fucked him up pretty bad but I tried my best. He thanked me for listening and said at the end I should be a psychologist.....lol!!!! I think the day I take up psychology marks the official day when the world has gone mad!

Funny thing was that some of the problems he talked about were kinda what I am going through with K at the minute so I think I was able to give him some good advice there. It's just odd that's it's so easy to give advice but a real bastard to actually do it!

Mark

Another Vid i made. Hope you enjoy...

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ennjLnUKgVA[/url]

Lyrics:
This is my December
This is my time of the year
This is my December
This is all so clear

This is my December
This is my snow covered heart
This is my December
This is me alone

And i
Just wish that i didn't feel
Like there was something i missed
And i
Take back all the things i said
To make you feel like that
And i
Just wish that i didn't feel
Like there was something i missed
And i
Take back all the things that i said to you

And i'd give it all away
Just to have somewhere to go to
Give it all away
To have someone to come home to

This is my December
These are my snow covered dreams
This is me pretending
This is all i need

And i
Just wish that i didn't feel
Like there was something i missed
And i
Take back all the things i said
To make you feel like that
And i
Just wish that i didn't feel
Like there was something i missed
And i
Take back all the things that i said to you

And i'd give it all away
Just to have somewhere to go to
Give it all away
To have someone to come home to

This is my December
This is my time of the year
This is my December
This is all so clear

And i give it all away
Just to have somewhere to go to
Give it all away
To have someone to come home to

Stolen from scientificseductress – for something different!

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Put your iPod or other music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
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IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Back To Black ~ Amy Winehouse

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Portuguese Love Theme ~ Craig Armstrong

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Fall Out ~ The Police

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Fortress Around Your Heart ~ Sting

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Enjoy the Silence ~ Lacuna Coil

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
By Myself ~ Linkin Park

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Surfacing ~ Slipknot

WHAT IS 2+2?
I’m Gonna Make You Love Me ~ The Temptations

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Spit You Out ~ Bullet For My Valentine

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Better Not Waste My Time ~ N-Dubz

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Dead! ~ My Chemical Romance

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Kill You ~ Eminem

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Piano Concert No 21 in C Major ~ Mozart

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Ticket to Ride ~ The Beatles

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Turn the Page ~ The Streets

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Stop Crying Your Heart Out ~ Oasis

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
One Night ~ The Corrs

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Everybody Loves to Cha Cha Cha ~ Sam Cooke

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Stupid Girl ~ Garbage

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Deathcar ~ Fightstar

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Left Behind ~ Slipknot

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Dammit, I Changed Again ~ The Offspring

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Taking Over Me ~ Evanescence

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
It’s a Sin ~ Pet Shop Boys

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
My Last Breath ~ Evanescence

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Fences ~ Paramore

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Better That We Break ~ Maroon 5

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Fire (Sunrise Version) ~ The Prodigy

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW
The Strongest Person I Know ~ The Streets

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Falling Down ~ Story of the Year

Well put another mark in the failed box!

Starting to get more than a little pissed that i keep on failing when me, my instructor, my parents and everybody else who has been a passenger when i've been driving know i can drive! Instructor says he's going to have come with me next time as when i'm driving with him, he can't see me doing anything wrong.

Oh well, next time i guess. Just have to keep going and i'll get it sooner or later...and i might pass my driving test as well

Mark

Hi all

Well i'm taking my third and final driving test tomorrow. I say final as i'm more determined than ever to pass it and this time i will nail it good and proper!

So all i can say is...

...Bring it on!

Mark