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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, November 10, 2024, 6:57:27 PM- Pro tip | ||
When preparing for a date, always make sure you smell good. Your date's nose will be the first thing you penetrate. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, November 9, 2024, 6:58:26 PM- Waiting | ||
You know you're leading a serene life when your main goal for the day is waiting on dusk to see if the parking lot light has been repaired properly. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, November 7, 2024, 6:58:00 PM- No bones about it | ||
Why can't skeletons make music in church? Because they have no organs. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, November 6, 2024, 8:13:27 PM- I'm not buying it | ||
The salesman said the car would seat six people, no problems. I told him I don't know six people with no problems. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, November 5, 2024, 7:23:06 PM- Odd but true | ||||||
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs aren't one of them. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, November 4, 2024, 8:09:47 PM- Seasons | ||
All four seasons are different, although summer warmer than others. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, November 3, 2024, 6:09:25 PM- Wordplay | ||
My friend in Quebec is a heavy drinker. In fact, he drank Canada Dry. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, November 2, 2024, 5:39:27 PM- News report | ||
I saw where a man survived a Kodiak bear attack using a .22 pistol. The friend he shot in the knee did not fair as well. ~ | ||
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| Friday, November 1, 2024, 7:01:41 PM- Alternative | ||||||
I don't like elevators... and I'm taking steps to avoid them. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, October 31, 2024, 6:21:46 PM- Growing up | ||
When I was 17, Led Zeppelin I came out. I consumed that album. Good Times - Bad Times and Whole Lotta Love were my two favorite songs on the album. It took a few years before I could relate to the line: 'Shake for me girl, I wanna be your backdoor man' . When I hear the song today I smile. A pleasant memory of growing up. ~ | ||
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