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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Saturday, January 24, 2026, 10:55:23 PM- Here it comes II | ||||||
8 to 12 inches of snow coming Saturday/Sunday. I'll keep an eye out for neighborhood kids wanting to make a buck. ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, January 23, 2026, 5:25:29 PM- Here it comes | ||
Saturday through Sunday: 8 to 12 inches of snow predicted. I'm staying in... staying warm and dry. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 22, 2026, 7:41:31 PM- Breaking news today | ||
The CEO of IKEA has been named the Prime Minister of Sweden. He is currently assembling his cabinet. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, January 21, 2026, 7:29:48 PM- Hoping and praying | ||
Cell phones are so expensive today that if you fall and hear a crack, you're wishing it is your leg. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, January 20, 2026, 8:19:17 PM- Conundrum | ||
I don't know if I attract crazy people or if I make them crazy. ~ | ||
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| Monday, January 19, 2026, 7:59:28 PM- Nada, nil, zip | ||
As of 7:30 pm tonight, I will be deaf to the outside world. No phone calls taken. No door knock answered. My whole focus will be on watching the Indiana Hoosiers play for the NCAA Championship. Besides, I figure anyone trying to interrupt me is not a Hoosier fan, so why bother? ~ | ||
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| Sunday, January 18, 2026, 10:24:57 PM- Just a bit late | ||
I finally found my Christmas spirit. It was on the shelf at the liquor store the whole time. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 17, 2026, 7:53:35 PM- Trivial | ||
Today is Popeye's birthday. ~ | ||
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| Friday, January 16, 2026, 7:08:11 PM- Looking in | ||
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 15, 2026, 7:09:28 PM- From experience | ||
You can always tell if a man masturbates a lot. If you look closely at his hand you'll see a wedding ring. ~ | ||
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