That's all the time it takes if the power goes out for that length

to make you grumble while you have to reset clocks and devices

that are not 'smart'

~.

Thank God It's Tuesday.

I had to go to bed early because of the pain.

Today I'm feeling much better.

YAY!

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Another big weather change is coming to my area.

It's due Wednesday.

I knew from the moment I woke up this morning on Monday.

My sinuses always let me know in advance.

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When I was a kid we got a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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It is expected to remain cold...

until it gets warm.

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At 73, I'm continually trying new things.

Today I took one of those 'What is your spiritual animal' tests on FB.

I got my answer:

Extinct.

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A man goes to the market and wants to buy a rooster.

The man there tells him he doesn't want a rooster,

he wants a cockerel.

He said it costs a bit more but you'll like it better.

The man says o.k. and moves on.

He tells the next man he wants to buy a hen.

That man says he doesn't want a hen,

he wants a pullet.

He says they're a better buy in the long run,

even if they cost a bit more.

The man says o.k. and moves on.

The man tells the next guy he wants to buy a donkey.

The guy tells him he doesn't want a donkey,

he wants an ass.

Costs a bit more,

but a donkey will stop in the street and not move,

while an ass will stop, too,

but if you scratch his ass he'll move on.

The man says o.k

So the man takes his cockerel, pullet and ass and heads for home.

Sure enough,

the ass stops in the middle of the street.

A woman walking buy asks the man if she can help him.

The man tells her yes, she can.

Will you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?

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I sat in the hairstylist's chair and said:

"Make me look sexy."

She started drinking.

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It's National Bean Day here in the U.S.A. today.

Beans on toast to celebrate.

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Yesterday I heard a man complain about spending $3.25 a gallon for gas,

while he stood in line to pay $5.00 for a cup of coffee.

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