Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, December 25, 2025, 8:03:07 PM- Fingers crossed | ||
I hope everyone gets what they want for Christmas... not just socks. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, December 24, 2025, 7:57:19 PM- Joy to the world. | ||
I hope your Christmas is full of peace, joy and without anyone preaching hateful politics at you. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, December 23, 2025, 8:16:47 PM- Truth | ||
School reunions are a scam. Nobody misses anyone - they just want to see who looks worse than they do. ~ | ||
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| Monday, December 22, 2025, 8:14:10 PM- Promises, promises | ||
My sister lives in California. I live in Indiana. We have both reached the age where we have everything we want, so at Christmas time we send each other a card with some cash for a lunch later on. Mine takes (usually) 3 days to get to her. Hers always takes a week to get here. That's just the way it is. I figure it's because there's a higher volume of mail to process there. I sent her a small gift this year. It arrived in 3 days. She sent me one, too. A week later it hasn't arrived yet. She was promised it would be here by Sunday (yesterday). I'm still waiting... ~ | ||
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| Sunday, December 21, 2025, 7:21:54 PM- Bad pun #57 | ||
Snow doubt about it... winter is here. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, December 20, 2025, 10:00:27 PM- I don't play, but... | ||
Don't laugh at kids who still believe in Santa. Some of you still believe you know how to play golf. ~ | ||
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| Friday, December 19, 2025, 8:03:43 PM- It worked | ||||||
I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, December 18, 2025, 7:59:29 PM- R.I.P. | ||
The inventor of the wind chill factor died recently. He was 82, but felt like he was 64. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, December 17, 2025, 7:24:53 PM- Pro tip | ||
Never use a penguin as a wingman. their wings don't work. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, December 16, 2025, 8:06:03 PM- Starting my day | ||
I pray every morning that God gets into my head before I do. ~ | ||
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