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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, October 10, 2024, 4:07:29 PM- Anti climax | ||
Although bad, hurricane Milton's damage wasn't as bad as predicted. A lot of people are thankful for that. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, October 9, 2024, 6:58:54 PM- Twins? | ||
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, October 8, 2024, 6:21:54 PM- Again | ||
My thoughts and prayers go out to my cousins and their families who live in Tampa, in the path of hurricane Milton. ~ | ||
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| Monday, October 7, 2024, 6:09:07 PM- It's a deal | ||
A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went to the Holy Land. While there the mother-in-law died. The local funeral director told the man: I can have your mother-in-law sent back to the United States for $5,000.00, or I can bury her here in this blessed land for $150.00. The man said he wanted her sent back to the United States. The funeral director asked him why. The man told him: A great man died here over 2,000 years ago and he came back 3 days later. I'm not taking that chance. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, October 6, 2024, 4:55:14 PM- Early Halloween | ||
It's a bit scary when you have family in North Carolina and you haven't heard from them since the hurricane hit. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, October 5, 2024, 6:14:22 PM- Talent | ||||||
I wouldn't say I'm talented, but I can cook, sew, clean, sing, sketch and I was a decent baseball player. My biggest asset is eating. I'm 6' tall, weigh 175 lbs., and I can out eat people taller and heavier than me. Meat is my specialty, but desserts I can handle, too. Just a warning in advance, in case you start thinking about a dinner invite. ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, October 4, 2024, 6:54:58 PM- Sarah | ||
When I was married, the wife called me at work, leaving me a message not to forget to pick up vegetables from the market on my way home. She also said my friend Sarah was there with her. I called her back and asked why Sarah was there. She told me she wasn't. She just wanted to make sure I heard the message. A while later I called her back, telling her I was at the market with my friend Sarah. She said she would be right there and hung up. 20 minutes later the wife called me again. She said she was at the market, but didn't see me anywhere. Where was I, she asked? I'm still at work, I replied, but since you're at the market you can pick up the vegetables. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, October 3, 2024, 6:05:26 PM- Trust | ||
Giving someone your trust is like giving them a loaded gun... either they shoot you or they protect you. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, October 2, 2024, 6:17:03 PM- A thought | ||
If money is the root of evil, but it doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, October 1, 2024, 6:18:14 PM- Gone | ||
Pete Rose has died at age 83. The lifetime leader in career hits in professional baseball. Not in the Hall of Fame, due to a lifetime ban for betting on games of his sport. Probably will be elected to the HOF now. ~ | ||
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