Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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Monday, August 19, 2024, 6:42:57 PM- Free summer advice | ||
Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like they could swoop out of the sky and snatch your dinner from a lake. ~ | ||
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Sunday, August 18, 2024, 5:10:55 PM- Truth? | ||
It's kind of scary when the weather person is the closest one to telling the truth on the news these days. ~ | ||
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Saturday, August 17, 2024, 5:00:52 PM- Song by Foreigner comes to mind | ||
My ex wife was so cold that kissing her gave me an ice cream headache. ~ | ||
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Friday, August 16, 2024, 6:30:08 PM- True, true, true | ||
I was driving my car the other day and saw my ex wife walking along the road. It's funny how 'I'd hit that' changes meaning over time. | ||
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Thursday, August 15, 2024, 8:15:51 PM- Technicality | ||
If the weather report calls for rain and you receive enough to lightly dot your car windshield, does that qualify as measurable precipitation? ~ | ||
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Wednesday, August 14, 2024, 7:11:17 PM- TZ time | ||||||
Someone I've known for 30 years has vanished. Not a trace. Anywhere. I suppose it's time to dust off the old P.I. license. ~ | ||||||
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Tuesday, August 13, 2024, 6:26:29 PM- Morning mantra | ||
Give me coffee to help me to change the things I can and wine to accept those things I can't. ~ | ||
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Monday, August 12, 2024, 6:52:11 PM- Save a pooch | ||
I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested let me know and I'll jump over the neighbor's fence and get it for you. ~ | ||
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Sunday, August 11, 2024, 4:35:30 PM- It's about time | ||
I just read an article about time. Mostly very scientific, but one little gem stuck out: The first serious advocate for daylight saving time was a New Zealand entomologist in 1895. He wanted extra daylight hours in the summer to look for insects. And here I always thought it was for duffers to be able to play an extra hour of golf every day. ~ | ||
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Saturday, August 10, 2024, 5:37:07 PM- Very true | ||
I heard this old saying when I was a kid: 'There's no such thing as a free lunch'. The older I get, the truer that statement is. Everybody wants something... even if it's 'only' your time. ~ | ||
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