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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Friday, November 1, 2024, 7:01:41 PM- Alternative | ||||||
I don't like elevators... and I'm taking steps to avoid them. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, October 31, 2024, 6:21:46 PM- Growing up | ||
When I was 17, Led Zeppelin I came out. I consumed that album. Good Times - Bad Times and Whole Lotta Love were my two favorite songs on the album. It took a few years before I could relate to the line: 'Shake for me girl, I wanna be your backdoor man' . When I hear the song today I smile. A pleasant memory of growing up. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, October 30, 2024, 7:11:49 PM- I wonder... | ||
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, October 29, 2024, 6:44:44 PM- New sign | ||
Put up outside my front door today: 'Broom Parking Only ~ Violators will be towed' Maybe now they'll quit dragging them inside. ~ | ||
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| Monday, October 28, 2024, 7:00:31 PM- Nailed it | ||
I've come up with the best Halloween costume for me this year. Boxer shorts and undershirt under my bathrobe, with puffy eyes, bed hair and unshaven. I call it the 'crazy old coot got out of bed to give you candy' look. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, October 27, 2024, 4:45:46 PM- A little rhyme | ||
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. Old MacDonald had a farm and the doctor died. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, October 26, 2024, 5:40:21 PM- Yakity yak | ||||||
Some people should use a gluestick instead of chapstick. ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, October 25, 2024, 6:42:34 PM- I am thankful... | ||||||
... that women just want equality - and not xxxxxxxxxxx. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, October 24, 2024, 5:22:00 PM- Indeed | ||
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support soon or people will think we're nuts. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, October 23, 2024, 7:02:16 PM- Snip-snip | ||
I had a friend who had a vasectomy. Apparently they don't always work... and they can make your baby black. ~ | ||
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