Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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Friday, August 30, 2024, 6:53:11 PM- Communication breakdown | ||||||
Me: What's the wi-fi password here? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a Coke Bartender: That'll be $3.00. Me: There ya go. So, what's the wi-fi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase. | ||||||
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Thursday, August 29, 2024, 7:02:45 PM- Shoot | ||
My muse did not pay me a visit today. ~ | ||
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Wednesday, August 28, 2024, 7:02:45 PM- Rats | ||
Too bad science didn't get this whole cloning thing going 50 years ago. I would have put mine to work and reaped the dividends. ~ | ||
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Tuesday, August 27, 2024, 6:31:42 PM- Long, long, long | ||
I've been on the apology train for a long time. When your discretion's go back over 60 years, that train is a long one. It's ironic that forgiveness isn't a very long ride at all. ~ | ||
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Monday, August 26, 2024, 6:11:37 PM- Too bad | ||
I had an old friend who told me he's suffering from premature ejaculation. I told him to see a doctor. The next time I saw him I asked him how his problem is. He told me it's still touch and go. ~ | ||
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Sunday, August 25, 2024, 4:55:07 PM- For couples | ||
'You say it best when you say nothing at all'. ~ | ||
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Saturday, August 24, 2024, 4:47:21 PM- Clockwork | ||
Creativity doesn't know what time it is. ~ | ||
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Friday, August 23, 2024, 5:55:50 PM- Proof of ??? | ||
A woman I know was using the self-checkout at Walmart yesterday. She said a red light started flashing. The attendant said the machine wanted to know her age, even though she was not making an alcohol or tobacco purchase. She said she was befuddled. I told her that maybe the machine wanted to know if she was old enough to ask her out on a date. ~ | ||
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Wednesday, August 21, 2024, 5:11:44 PM- Me time | ||
NY strip steak. Baked potato. Salad. Red wine. I only do this once a year, so I intend on enjoying it. ~ | ||
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Tuesday, August 20, 2024, 6:27:11 PM- How greedy are you? | ||
Let's say by some miracle you come up with a million dollars. Let's say they take 1/2 in taxes. You still have 1/2 a million dollars. Would you be happy? Or would you complain about losing the money you never had in the first place? ~ | ||
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