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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, January 4, 2026, 6:30:35 PM- Groaner | ||
What would happen if a piano fell on you? You'd b flat. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 3, 2026, 9:20:37 PM- Going strong | ||||||
I survived the Blizzard of '78, with no power or heat for three days. I survived the Ice storm of January '05, with no power or heat for 6 1/2 days. I survived the Covid Pandemic of '20-'22, watching friends, family and loved ones die. What's next? ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, January 2, 2026, 7:15:04 PM- Yakity-Yak | ||
A vicar gets a new set of teeth. The first Sunday he talks for 8 minutes. The next Sunday he talks for 10 minutes. The third Sunday he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes, until the congregation literally takes him down from the podium. Asking him why he was talking so much, he said: "The first Sunday my gums hurt so much I couldn't talk more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday my gums hurt so much I couldn't talk for more than 10 minutes. The 3rd Sunday I put in my wife's teeth by mistake and I can't stop talking." ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 1, 2026, 7:32:38 PM- mmm-mmm good | ||
I am baking cornbread for my first meal of the new year. Ham, black-eye peas and sauerkraut. My family came from the south and this meal is supposed to bring good luck for the coming year. Happy New Year to y'all! ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, December 31, 2025, 6:44:41 PM- Ten hut! | ||
Now that I'm a senior citizen, I realize that 'Grumpy Old Men' is not a movie... It's a training film. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, December 30, 2025, 7:19:24 PM- Best one forward | ||
At midnight on Dec. 31st, raise your left leg. You will then be starting the new year on the right foot. ~ | ||
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| Monday, December 29, 2025, 7:22:18 PM- Long ago | ||||||
Before there was Autotune and AI, there was talent. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, December 28, 2025, 10:39:44 PM- Perfetto | ||
Like that cat everyone knows says: Lasagna... Homemade for dinner tonight! ~ | ||
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| Saturday, December 27, 2025, 8:54:07 PM- Acidity | ||
As I wrote yesterday, coffee and soda with caffeine give me heartburn, while tea does not. An internet search shows that it's the acidity in coffee and the 'fizz' in soda that causes the heartburn. Tea, while containing more caffeine than the others, is low in acidity. Search was rendered and answers were supplied. That and a dollar might get you a cheap cup of joe. ~ | ||
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| Friday, December 26, 2025, 7:38:34 PM- An ongoing mystery | ||
Colas and coffee contain caffeine. Tea contains even more. I can drink tea without it bothering me, but can't drink cola or coffee without getting massive heartburn. Someday I'll figure it out (I hope). ~ | ||
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