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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, October 2, 2024, 6:17:03 PM- A thought | ||
If money is the root of evil, but it doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, October 1, 2024, 6:18:14 PM- Gone | ||
Pete Rose has died at age 83. The lifetime leader in career hits in professional baseball. Not in the Hall of Fame, due to a lifetime ban for betting on games of his sport. Probably will be elected to the HOF now. ~ | ||
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| Monday, September 30, 2024, 6:42:51 PM- I agree | ||
The relationship between a husband and wife is psychological. One is psycho, the other is logical. You figure out who is who. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, September 29, 2024, 5:14:53 PM- The real truth in advertising | ||
When I bought my car, the salesman told me it would seat 5 adults with no problem. I told him I didn't know 5 adults without problems, but I would buy the car anyway. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, September 28, 2024, 5:28:20 PM- Limerick | ||
Mary had a little lamb, and the doctor fainted. Old MacDonald had a farm, and the doctor died. ~ | ||
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| Friday, September 27, 2024, 4:29:51 PM- Aluminum | ||
I have aluminum rims on my vehicle. When the weather starts cooling off in the fall, I have to check my air pressure in my tires, because they lose pressure. No problem in the summer, but when winter rolls around they lose pressure quickly. Oh, if only I had a garage to park my car in! ~ | ||
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| Thursday, September 26, 2024, 6:44:26 PM- Perks | ||
One of the good things about retirement is getting my now annual Covid booster & flu shots for free. It also doesn't hurt when the young lady who administers the shots is hot! ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, September 25, 2024, 5:53:05 PM- Wait 'til tomorrow | ||
Procrastination is a really good thing. You have something to do tomorrow and nothing to do today. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, September 24, 2024, 6:29:50 PM- Suggestion? | ||
What I like to tell the women in my life: Your feet are very important to me. They make me sad when they're on the ground, but they make me very happy when they're up by my ears. ~ | ||
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| Monday, September 23, 2024, 7:08:49 PM- A quandry | ||||||
If vampires ever take over the world, what will they do when their blood supply is gone? ~ | ||||||
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