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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Saturday, February 10, 2024, 6:27:43 PM- Another reason why I'm divorced | ||
The wife once asked me, for a birthday present, to get her something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds. I bought her a new bathroom scale. We didn't speak for a week. ~ | ||
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| Friday, February 9, 2024, 8:04:13 PM- The wedding band... | ||
... world's smallest handcuff. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 8, 2024, 8:06:47 PM- Cruel! | ||
High to day of 60 degrees, tomorrow 63. Then by Monday, 38. Nature sure can tease us, eh? ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, February 7, 2024, 8:18:12 PM- You know you're getting old... | ||
... when all of your doctors have retired. ~ | ||
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| Monday, February 5, 2024, 7:26:16 PM- Just a couple, for now | ||
1. THE BEST EVER! No, one of your favorites. There can never be a 'best ever'. 2. MUST SEE! You just want me to see it (whatever) to make me think you're brilliant for suggesting it. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 4, 2024, 11:36:41 PM- Closer | ||||||
Less than 2 months until baseball season starts. ~ | ||||||
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| Saturday, February 3, 2024, 7:45:30 PM- Easy peezy | ||||||
Dinner tonight - A double decker cheeseburger, burgers cooked on my George Foreman grill. French fries, cooked in my air fryer. Served with a large chocolate malt, made in my new blender. Bon appetit!  | ||||||
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| Friday, February 2, 2024, 8:22:40 PM- YAAAAAY! | ||||||
I just got a new 10 speed blender, so I can make mixed drinks and chocolate malts again. YIPPEE! | ||||||
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| Thursday, February 1, 2024, 8:09:44 PM- Farm joke with a moral | ||
A horse and a chicken were playing on the farm. The horse fell into a big hole and couldn't get out, so he told the chicken to get the farmer to get him out. The chicken couldn't find the farmer, so he got in the farmer's Mercedes, attached a rope to the bumper and pulled the horse out. A few days later, while playing in the yard, the chicken fell into the hole. The chicken told the horse to find the farmer and get it out. The horse saw the Mercedes was gone, which meant the farmer wasn't there. So the horse straddled the hole and the chicken used the horse's cock to climb out. The moral of the story is this: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to get chicks.  | ||
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| Wednesday, January 31, 2024, 8:19:46 PM- Fingers crossed | ||
Feb. 1st I will be getting my clippers out and be giving myself a haircut because the weather is turning warmer. I've been cutting my own hair for over 10 years. I just like to do it myself. Of course, you know what might happen - it will turn cold again. Kind of like when you wash your car with nary a cloud in the sky... it will soon rain. I'm only superstitious when it comes to sports, so off I go. ~ | ||
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