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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, April 21, 2025, 5:53:33 PM- What price? | ||
It costs $0.00 to be humane. Most people are unwilling to accept a freebie. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, April 20, 2025, 5:08:17 PM- Superb | ||||||
My super power is holding on to junk for years, then throwing it away a week before I need it. ~ | ||||||
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| Saturday, April 19, 2025, 5:41:33 PM- Wicked | ||
Every so often I outside and run my sweeper over the driveway. Just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. ~ | ||
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| Friday, April 18, 2025, 6:18:47 PM- NO! | ||
I did something nice for my neighbor and she said "I could marry you!" I couldn't believe it... you do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, April 17, 2025, 6:13:27 PM- Cute | ||
Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs? He doesn't want people to know he bangs chickens. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, April 16, 2025, 6:01:23 PM- Mirror, mirror | ||||||
Strap on backwards is no parts. ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, April 15, 2025, 5:59:30 PM- DOH! | ||
As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought how dogs are easily amused. Then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail. ~ | ||
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| Monday, April 14, 2025, 6:17:50 PM- Either or | ||
Never under estimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head - whatever works. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, April 13, 2025, 6:04:47 PM- I am impressed | ||
Thanks, Topcat, for cluing in the clueless. Your info was spot on... and interesting as well. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, April 12, 2025, 6:49:19 PM- Clueless | ||||||
This morning I was watching a rerun of the 1960s t.v. western 'The Wild, Wild West'. During the show, a middle aged actress delivered this line: "Don't try to teach a grandmother how to suck eggs." I'm 72 years old and have never heard that expression in my life. Just what the Hell is it supposed to mean? ~ | ||||||
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