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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Friday, February 28, 2025, 7:25:08 PM- Huh? | ||
A man told his doctor that he thought his wife might be going deaf and asked what to do. The doctor suggested a test. He told him when he got home to stand 20 ft. away from her and ask her what's for dinner. If he got no response, try 15 feet. Then 10 feet. Then 5 feet. So the man goes home, stands 20 feet away and asks his wife "What's for dinner?" No response. So he asks again at 15 feet. No response. 10 feet. No response. Finally at 5 feet he asks her again, "What's for dinner?" The wife replies: "For the fourth time, we're having chicken!" ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 27, 2025, 7:43:30 PM- Why not? | ||||||
In this point and click, swipe world we live in today, wouldn't it be great if real life annoyances could be handled the same way? ~ | ||||||
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| Wednesday, February 26, 2025, 7:28:31 PM- That's her perogotive | ||||||
A woman and a man were seated next to each other on a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently. The man said 'bless you'. A couple of minutes later, the woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently. the man again said 'bless you'. The third time this happened minutes later, the man said to the woman "Excuse me for asking, but why do you shudder after you sneeze?" The woman replied "I have a medical condition that causes me to profoundly orgasm every time I sneeze." The man asked her "Are you taking anything for it?" "Pepper", she replied. ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, February 25, 2025, 6:46:56 PM- Doctor's order | ||
I visited the doctor today and he told me my sugar was too high, so I came home and moved it down a shelf. ~ | ||
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| Monday, February 24, 2025, 7:18:42 PM- Tip o' the day | ||||||
Don't believe cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a plunger at someone, it will not stick to their face. Don't ask me how I know this. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, February 23, 2025, 6:38:01 PM- Gassy | ||
Farts: The ghosts of things we have eaten. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 22, 2025, 6:32:05 PM- The pen is mightier than the sword | ||
Some people will pen point everything wrong with you, but when it comes to correcting themselves the pen don't work. ~ | ||
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| Friday, February 21, 2025, 6:47:54 PM- Worth repeating | ||
The relationship between husband and wife is psychological. One is psycho. The other is logical. Please don't try to figure out who is who. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 20, 2025, 7:42:22 PM- Romance reality check | ||
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back to you, it means no one else liked them either. Set them free again. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, February 19, 2025, 7:28:04 PM- Today | ||||||
Today's truth: Everyone has an agenda. ~ | ||||||
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