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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Friday, March 1, 2024, 7:22:42 PM- Another one | ||
One more way to mess with kids today: Buy something that costs up to a dollar and hand the young cashier a Sacagawea $1.00 gold coin. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 29, 2024, 8:11:20 PM- Happy Birthday! | ||
For anyone born on Leap Year Day the year I was born (1952). Happy 18th Birthday!  | ||
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| Wednesday, February 28, 2024, 8:04:28 PM- Tit for tat | ||
When you point your finger at someone, three of your fingers are pointing back at you. If you think someone looks weird, someone thinks you look weird. Go ahead, judge someone. Karma is daring you to. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, February 27, 2024, 7:43:18 PM- Damn right | ||
I am a proud Appalachian-Hoosier American. ~ | ||
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| Monday, February 26, 2024, 8:36:31 PM- Mother nature reminder | ||
Highs today and tomorrow around 70 (F) degrees. I just bought some window tinting today. I know it's only February, but it pays to plan ahead when you have east facing windows. Along with my blackout curtains, I should be well covered (pun intended) when the time comes along. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 25, 2024, 6:22:08 PM- I quit... | ||||||
... drinking and driving for two reasons: 1. I was getting tired of going to bars and being the oldest guy there. To me, it made me look like I had a drinking problem. 2. Working afternoons, I got tired of being followed home by the police... especially when I hadn't had anything to drink and was just going home from work. I may have one or two drinks a week now and I guarantee you I won't get behind the wheel when I do imbibe. I figure I was lucky for a long time to not get pulled over and I didn't want to press my luck. ~ | ||||||
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| Saturday, February 24, 2024, 6:03:56 PM- PHEW! | ||
Thank God my ex wife and my past girlfriends don't believe in Voodoo. ~ | ||
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| Friday, February 23, 2024, 7:19:38 PM- Busted | ||
Apparently putting Alka Seltzer in your mouth before a baptism then acting like you're possessed by the devil is not considered funny. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 22, 2024, 8:08:34 PM- Just another day... | ||
... in paradise. No job to go to, living the life of leisure. You can only get bored if you're a boring person. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, February 21, 2024, 7:53:39 PM- Humor by age | ||
7th grade: 'Moby Dick is not a social disease'. 11th grade: 'What's better than a rose on your piano? - Two lips on your organ.' Adult humor: 'Did you hear? (insert worst enemy's name) is being audited.' Senior age: 'If I just tried to put my suppository in my ear, where is my hearing aid?' ~ | ||
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