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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Friday, March 7, 2025, 7:43:53 PM- Whether I like it or not | ||
I was thinking of going on a diet. But since the price of everything keeps going up, I don't think I will have to. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, March 6, 2025, 8:09:34 PM- Grrr... | ||
I've been dealing with my landlord's office today. Words are often misread and taken the wrong way. It would have been simpler to talk in person. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, March 5, 2025, 7:22:42 PM- Another one | ||
Why do people post the weather in their area on social media? It's as bothersome as posting pictures of your food. Is a person's life so boring that pictures of weather or food make them think they're cool? My pet peeve list continues to grow. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, March 4, 2025, 7:23:17 PM- Agreed | ||
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx And yet here I am. Me ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 3, 2025, 7:08:34 PM- Blonde joke of the day | ||
An overweight blonde went to her doctor, asking what she could do to lose weight. The doctor told her to eat regular meals for two days and then skip the third day. He told her to do this for two weeks then to come back. He told her she would have no problem dropping 5 pounds. After two weeks the blonde went back to the doctor and told him she had lost 20 pounds. He told her that was great and wondered if she had any problems with the diet. Yes, she said. That third day I thought I was going to die from all that skipping. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 2, 2025, 7:25:06 PM- A sign | ||
You know you live in an old town when the high school that was built over 50 years ago to replace the former high school is still called the 'new' high school. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, March 1, 2025, 7:10:48 PM- Replacement | ||
As the t.v. character Mr. Spock used to say: There are always alternatives. With the price of eggs skyrocketing, I'm thinking of using powdered eggs. It got our military through WWII. ~ | ||
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| Friday, February 28, 2025, 7:25:08 PM- Huh? | ||
A man told his doctor that he thought his wife might be going deaf and asked what to do. The doctor suggested a test. He told him when he got home to stand 20 ft. away from her and ask her what's for dinner. If he got no response, try 15 feet. Then 10 feet. Then 5 feet. So the man goes home, stands 20 feet away and asks his wife "What's for dinner?" No response. So he asks again at 15 feet. No response. 10 feet. No response. Finally at 5 feet he asks her again, "What's for dinner?" The wife replies: "For the fourth time, we're having chicken!" ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 27, 2025, 7:43:30 PM- Why not? | ||||||
In this point and click, swipe world we live in today, wouldn't it be great if real life annoyances could be handled the same way? ~ | ||||||
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| Wednesday, February 26, 2025, 7:28:31 PM- That's her perogotive | ||||||
A woman and a man were seated next to each other on a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently. The man said 'bless you'. A couple of minutes later, the woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently. the man again said 'bless you'. The third time this happened minutes later, the man said to the woman "Excuse me for asking, but why do you shudder after you sneeze?" The woman replied "I have a medical condition that causes me to profoundly orgasm every time I sneeze." The man asked her "Are you taking anything for it?" "Pepper", she replied. ~ | ||||||
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