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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, March 11, 2024, 6:34:47 PM- Old advice | ||
Two bits of advice that were given to me over 50 years ago that are still true today: 1. If it looks too good to be true, it usually is. 2. There's no such thing as a free lunch. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 10, 2024, 4:41:58 PM- Why not? | ||||||
I've decided to give people something new to talk about. Starting Monday, I'll be using an old liquor bottle as a water bottle on my morning walks. I must remember to do a little weave once in a while to really sell it.  | ||||||
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| Saturday, March 9, 2024, 7:56:36 PM- VROOM! | ||||||
Every once in a while I go outside and run my vacuum cleaner over my driveway. That keeps the neighbors from talking to me. ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, March 8, 2024, 7:45:07 PM- mmm-mmm good | ||
I just love brown sugar. The way it tastes on my tongue and my lips. I savor it every time I have me some, which is why I have it on my oatmeal ever morning. What did you think I was talking about? | ||
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| Thursday, March 7, 2024, 7:26:30 PM- Interesting | ||
I like a good palindrome, like 'madam im adam'. I saw something today that was a bit different. Look at the word swims. Not look at it upside down. Kinda cool. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, March 6, 2024, 8:17:13 PM- Lazy, hazy | ||
You know you're retired when you don't think about what you have to do today, but what you'll fix for dinner tonight and what movie you want to watch. Ahhhhhhhhh... ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, March 5, 2024, 7:29:04 PM- What? | ||
I just heard a local funeral home has raised its prices... due to the cost of living? ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 4, 2024, 8:25:57 PM- In search of | ||
I need a new friend. The last one escaped. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 3, 2024, 6:41:21 PM- Truth | ||
The upcoming Solar Eclipse in April is proof the we here in America will use any excuse to throw a party. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, March 2, 2024, 7:25:24 PM- Tick-tock | ||
When my dad retired, he contemplated moving to two place: Australia, because he was there in WWII and loved it and Mexico, because he found out he could live like a king for $10.00 a day. I'm glad he stayed here. Travel expenses would have bankrupted me. ~ | ||
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