Ok, since I have just finished working for the weekend and I now have 2 days off ahead of me.....I vote we start the weekend all over again...


Takers???

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I need a distraction from it, I keep going back for some reason I can't work out! GRRR

I'm tired, my feet are killing me, I've got wrinkly fingers from scrubbing and washing everything and my eyes feel like they have 2 tonne weights hanging from them, but I am just about there......YAYYYYYY

I got in from work about 2 hours ago, and I have just sat down with a nice cool vodka now....MMMMmmmmmmMMMM....slurpppppp...

All I have to do now is wash the floors in the morning and make some food. Ooohh yeah I need to find somebody to offload a lovely friendly cocker spaniel on for a few hours. I think a houseful of 11 year olds may be a bit too much excitement for him....lol

Heeheeee, I aint really finished, I'm having probs winding down now..I'm sitting here polishing the desk and stuff around about it between typing and thinking....lmao

Although I dont know how I'm gonna blow up these balloons, coz I'm outa puff now!!!!

Hope ya all have a lovely, peaceful and relaxing Sunday.....


Just like me.....NOTTTTTTTTTT

It turns out that he is innocent, we eventually found the missing money - it never actually existed as there had been a fault with some print outs (which we all suggested to security, but had rubbished by them straight away!) and our co-worker was the one unlucky enough to be working that night and didn't notice it. It happened to me a couple of months ago, but I did see it and had to spend ages sorting it out that night so I know what happened and how much bother it can cause.

On the party front, I have everything I need now except for enough time!! I know it sounds mad, but I need to get tidied up so they can make it messy all over again but I am working all day today and tomorrow. I can see an all-nighter in the very near future for myself, some bin bags and a hoover...

Happy Friday folks!!! mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yesterday, was a horrible day at work. I had been in nearly a whole 5 minutes and my head was already hurting as two of us were trying to sort out a mess left by a co-worker last night. We were scratching our heads trying to figure out WTF he had done with the figures when the the TOP man from the security dept. came marching in.

"Great" we both thought, "He will know how to sort this out"

As it turned out he was just as baffled as we were, but as his job is sniffing out fraud and stuff he had a more suspicious view of the whole matter. Then when he started going through the stuff he did actually come in to look at, it turns out that the same name kept cropping up for everything. It was the same guy who's mess we were trying to sort out!

So, he is going in today to interview this guy. I really am not sure what to think now. I go from "Nahh, no chance he is doing anything, he aint that stupid!" to "Well, I don't know maybe he is"

It was horrible and I am glad that I ain't in today when all the shit is gonna hit the fan.

Anyways, I've got stuff to be doing....Have a great day everybody!!

I have agreed to let my youngest have a party this weekend, with 8 friends although she keeps trying to increase the numbers but so far I am resisting all the moaning and pestering.

So I went out yesterday and bought lots of stuff for them to eat and later in the week I will be making loads more for them. So that's a check on the food front.

Then I started thinking about games to amuse a houseful of 11/12 year olds. I did a bit of looking around on the internet last night too, and think I found a few that should be worth a few laughs or two! But I need some more help here, so any ideas would be very gratefully received.

Ohhh yeah, the beers, wine and vodka's will be in the kitchen with me 'n' my mate if ya wanna join us. Ear plugs to be collected from the dish at the door as you come in!

Since it was Mother's day for all the Americans among us here, I should have posted this yesterday but I suppose it's better late than never!!!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'


2.My mother Taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'


3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'


4.My mother Taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, that's why.'


5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,you're not going to the store with me.'


6.My mother taught me FORESIGHT .
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'


7.My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'



8.My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'


9. My Mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'


10.My mother taught me about STAMINA .
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'


11. My mother Taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'


12.My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'


13.My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'


14.My Mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION .
'Stop acting like your father !'


15.My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'


16.My mother taught me About ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'


17.My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
'You are going to get it when you get home!'


18.My mother Taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE..
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'


19.My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'


20.My mother taught me HUMOUR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'


21.My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'


22.My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'


23.My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'


24.My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'


And my favorite:
25.My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

OMG...Being a mum is so much fun sometimes...lmao

My daughter had bought a blonde highlighting kit which she wanted me to do for her, I had my doubts but after about a month's worth of being pestered I finally sucummed. I read the instructions looked at the colour and despite my doubts, I was convinced to go ahead....

Heeeheeeee, I have just agreed to give her the day off school tomorrow until I can get a light brown dye to cover up her hair. LOL.....She is taking it quite well, and is laughing with us too...Wonder if she would still be laughing if I tell her she has to go to school tomorrow....??

I woke myself up this morning crying and shouting out "BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!"

lol....first off, no it isn't my birthday and second...crying...WTF???? Don't know what the hell that was all about, but I love when things like that happen. Dreams never ends to amaze me and I love it!

So, I've got a lot to get done today but I'm still sitting here in my dressing gown with the blinds shut, I am scared to look outside and see how yukky the weather looks today but ya know what...wait a minute......


......yup I was right, it is horrible and grey and wet outside today....

I have to make lots of calls today, and try to get something arranged that is turning into a real headache. I have been trying to do it for a couple of weeks now but today is the day I'm gonna attack it head on...

Soooooooo......see ya's!!
xxx

Doncha just LURVVVEEEE Saturday afternoons, the sun is shining and I have finished work!!

I even have a little spring in my step too!! It is amazing the difference a little bit of sunshine can make......

Hope it's sunny for everybody else too!


xxxx