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 one_cunning
Tue, 27-Oct-20 12:16 AM (14 minutes ago)
Apart from "It's okay"....What other death threats do women use?
PApda likes this
RavingLunatic
sum were straigh out. " i love you, if i don't get ten minutes to myself i'm going to kill you". me :"right, got me phone" smile
(12 minutes ago)
one_cunning likes this
one_cunning
A man who like clear instructions lol
(9 minutes ago)
tugking70
Whatever......... that word scares the fuck out of me........
(7 minutes ago)
one_cunning and juicy like this
one_cunning
LOL
(6 minutes ago)
PApda
Mmmm hmmmm
(1 minute ago)
juicy
Tue, 27-Oct-20 12:15 AM (16 minutes ago)
I am addicted to Ramen eggs. There is another batch marinating...
RavingLunatic
tell me of your eggs, j smile
(15 minutes ago)
juicy likes this
juicy
I will link you. Prepare to be addicted
(15 minutes ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
RavingLunatic
i will have to try them. they look tasty smile
(5 minutes ago)
juicy likes this
juicy
local restaurant serves them with various noodle dishes. I was not content with just one and went on a mission.
(4 minutes ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
 verywellhungboy
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:59 PM (31 minutes ago)
Wana fuck on cam, do pics. Im 40 and still it gts away from me.
verywellhungboy
On here
(29 minutes ago)
PApda likes this
juicy
check the new zoom chat. It seems to be popular
(28 minutes ago)
verywellhungboy likes this
verywellhungboy
Such a naughty guy, wt a shame
(22 minutes ago)
PApda
Why a shame?
(21 minutes ago)
verywellhungboy
Cause its hard find folk so prob not happen
(18 minutes ago)
Bbaggins4321
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:58 PM (33 minutes ago)
Oh beer, you evil temptress lol
PApda and juicy like this
juicy
Cheers!
(32 minutes ago)
one_cunning
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:57 PM (33 minutes ago)
Does anyone else rip off their mask when leaving a store like they have just finished a disappointing surgery in Grey's Anatomy
Fire_brand and tugking70 like this
terrid53
First thing I do!
(29 minutes ago)
one_cunning likes this
 one_cunning
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:53 PM (38 minutes ago)
Butt plugs are all fun and games....until you fart and shoot the cat grin
PApda
Some might think that's a valid game
(25 minutes ago)
one_cunning and RavingLunatic like this
 RavingLunatic
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:44 PM (46 minutes ago)
delectable you 2017 : cannibal finds love. despicable me 2010 : supervillain turns loving father. awkward saturday, honest mistake. blink
lip2lip
Bless this house is a classic to
(45 minutes ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
 carlyindia
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:43 PM (48 minutes ago)
Where are all the really dirty old men?
lip2lip
Not a scoobydoo I showered earlier, I smell good tho
(46 minutes ago)
one_cunning
Mine is downstairs LOL
(46 minutes ago)
OldTroubador
Not me. My heart and mind are pure
(43 minutes ago)
PApda
'Pure trouble'
(24 minutes ago)
christypiner40
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:24 PM (1 hour ago)
Curious
terrid53
Now I'm curious!
(1 hour ago)
lip2lip likes this
 PLP19
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:22 PM (1 hour ago)
Sincere question. Why do men like asking your bra size? 🤔
RavingLunatic
people lie about their trouser trout pa blink
(36 minutes ago)
terrid53 and PApda like this
PApda
Only when it's cold wink
(32 minutes ago)
one_cunning
..With the exact opposite when he has taken his blue pill and comes proudly marching back into the bedroom asking which way...first?...Doh....
(29 minutes ago)
PApda
Always, mouth first
(28 minutes ago)
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one_cunning
LOL
(26 minutes ago)
SeattleFan87
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:22 PM (1 hour ago)
What have I missed on here
PApda
I'd say if its been 5 years, a lot smile. Welcome back
(37 minutes ago)
lip2lip
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:09 PM (1 hour ago)
Wanders in, tippytoes over >>>>>>>>
MitchandDaisy likes this
lip2lip
Why hello there young lady, my name is big snow 🤓
(57 minutes ago)
terrid53 likes this
terrid53
LOL
(56 minutes ago)
lip2lip likes this
lip2lip
I got snow balls
(56 minutes ago)
terrid53 likes this
lip2lip
Hey leave my buttons terrie
(51 minutes ago)
terrid53 likes this
PApda
Better than blue balls, I've been told
(27 minutes ago)
terrid53 likes this
 OldTroubador
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:02 PM (1 hour ago)
For all of you complaining about the cold, let it be known that I just turned down the air conditioner here in my truck tongue
001Bella and MitchandDaisy like this
juicy
we are giving away all of our secrets!
(1 hour ago)
OldTroubador likes this
OldTroubador
Not ALL of them J tongue
(1 hour ago)
juicy
well, no. Of course not. We have to leave them guessing smile
(1 hour ago)
OldTroubador likes this
OldTroubador
smile
(1 hour ago)
juicy likes this
PApda
*puts on her 2nd parka* ur never gonna see my titties now!
(26 minutes ago)
NTX_MAN
Mon, 26-Oct-20 10:52 PM (1 hour ago)
Sitting by the fireplace. Waiting for some action.
MitchandDaisy
*throws in an armful of firecrackers...
(1 hour ago)
OldTroubador
*ties a string of firecrackers to Mitch's shoe
(1 hour ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
lip2lip
Links it to tux shirt tails
(1 hour ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
OldTroubador
Ruh roh Raggy
(1 hour ago)
MitchandDaisy
*runs through patio screen door, lands on hood of NTX's lambo
(1 hour ago)
spunky4u
Mon, 26-Oct-20 10:52 PM (1 hour ago)
Q: Why is a snowman always smiling? A: Because he knows the snowblower is coming
OldTroubador, terrid53 and juicy like this
001Bella
Thank you 😊😘
(1 hour ago)
spunky4u
still blushing, sorry
(1 hour ago)
001Bella likes this
lip2lip
I thought the other one was better tongue
(1 hour ago)
terrid53 likes this
terrid53
LOL
(1 hour ago)
lip2lip likes this
 MitchandDaisy
Mon, 26-Oct-20 10:43 PM (1 hour ago)
Neighbors loved my music so much this afternoon they threw a rock through the window to hear it better.
lip2lip
Celine Dion there smile
(1 hour ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
MitchandDaisy
I prefer Nina Hagen.
(1 hour ago)
terrid53 likes this
lip2lip
Wow I couldn’t spell Nina
(1 hour ago)
terrid53 likes this
terrid53
*looks through music, decides on The Doors
(1 hour ago)
one_cunning
Bowie: Breaking glass?
(35 minutes ago)
terrid53 likes this
 Fearless_Bird
Mon, 26-Oct-20 10:28 PM (2 hours ago)
#FosterGirlfriendLife #FosterBestFriendLife They can both drive you to drink!
lennynatural
If they drive me to the liquor store, I'm happy.
(2 hours ago)
PApda likes this
Artistic
i thought it was gonna show me the qay to *rescue a spinster* any shelters out there?
(1 hour ago)
Artistic
way
(1 hour ago)
mwheless
Mon, 26-Oct-20 10:11 PM (2 hours ago)
where is it
juicy
this is a global site. You just may have more luck actually leaving the house to find pussy locally
(2 hours ago)
terrid53 likes this
justcuz
just go to your local animal shelter.. they usually have lots of pussy
(2 hours ago)
OldTroubador likes this
juicy
tsk, tsk cuz!
(2 hours ago)
justcuz
he didn't specify tongue
(2 hours ago)
spunky4u
I Find My shrooms in the forest
(1 hour ago)
mwheless
Mon, 26-Oct-20 10:11 PM (2 hours ago)
pussy in greenwood SC
juicy
Mon, 26-Oct-20 10:10 PM (2 hours ago)
All settled in for the evening. Hello Pervy people smile
lennynatural likes this
OldTroubador
Ah, look at all the pervy people [cello} Ah, look at all the pervy people [more cello] Eleanor Rigby was perving with Juicy and Terrid and the rest of the gang.
(1 hour ago)
terrid53 and juicy like this
terrid53
That was good! dance
(1 hour ago)
OldTroubador likes this
OldTroubador
Danke schoen smile
(1 hour ago)
juicy likes this
juicy
Hey lip smile
(1 hour ago)
lip2lip likes this
lip2lip
Sings: We’re do they all come from
(1 hour ago)
juicy likes this
 AdeleGingerRaine
Mon, 26-Oct-20 9:44 PM (2 hours ago)
On my way out....*wiggles her butt as she walks to the exitwink
george0042
Don’t mind me as I sit back and admire the wiggle.
(2 hours ago)
terrid53
Shake it, Ginger!
(2 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine
I put a container on the lurkers table in the back corner,night allwink
(2 hours ago)
terrid53 likes this
terrid53
Have a good night, Ginger! xx
(2 hours ago)
tommanharris1986
*staring as you walk by
(2 hours ago)
tommanharris1986
Mon, 26-Oct-20 9:42 PM (2 hours ago)
Not cum in 5 days. How long should I leave it before the huge load explosion?
maraff
Till you start foaming at the mouth wink
(2 hours ago)
tommanharris1986 and Artistic like this
tommanharris1986
That might give off the wrong impression ha
(2 hours ago)
maraff likes this
AdeleGingerRaine
*puts up huge umbrella and hides behind it...hello sexysmile
(2 hours ago)
tommanharris1986 likes this
tommanharris1986
Make sure it is up, just saying hello puts you at risk of getting covered at the moment wink
(2 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
 meisterfinger76
Mon, 26-Oct-20 9:33 PM (2 hours ago)
Someone with a pink shield and cockatar posts that they're bored and horny. Do you politely explain why this is never a good opening gambit, or excoriate them with sarcasm until they leave NN?
MrsTrellis likes this
Artistic
doesnt it depend on your own mood?
(1 hour ago)
meisterfinger76
...be the pub where the regulars go quiet when someone new comes in. And yet on other sites, they're jumped on as being new and interesting. Anyway. I'll shut up.
(1 hour ago)
lip2lip likes this
PApda
I dont think every status needs addressed n "if ya ain't got nothing nice to say, then don't say anything "
(33 minutes ago)
RavingLunatic
"bored and horny" = entertain me. a lite razing = we were here first entertain us
(24 minutes ago)
juicy
To be fair some people are just wired to be out going and fit in from the first minute. Others take time to make the leap and the rest are always going to whine that there is a clique
(24 minutes ago)
terrid53 and RavingLunatic like this
 bulwinkle69
Mon, 26-Oct-20 9:17 PM (3 hours ago)
for Halloween I'm taking the spouse's car out of the garage and replacing it with a broom( the nimbus 2020) and telling her take your other ride to work today..
AdeleGingerRaine
LOLok thanks my brain wasn't workingwink
(3 hours ago)
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OldTroubador
Happens to the best of us AGR smile
(3 hours ago)
bulwinkle69
especially since its below freezing and she goes leaves for work at 515 am
(3 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and terrid53 like this
terrid53
I hope she thinks you're a funny guy!
(3 hours ago)
bulwinkle69
she shakes her head and groans alot
(2 hours ago)
terrid53 likes this
 marshal_tucker2
Mon, 26-Oct-20 9:16 PM (3 hours ago)
There's some outstanding breasts on display again today. No wonder i keep logging in
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