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Mon, 5-Dec-22 2:06 PM (35 minutes ago)
Hope everyone is having an awesome start to the week!!! NN has me all fired up this morning 😛
Mon, 5-Dec-22 2:03 PM (37 minutes ago)
If the world was free of problems then paradise would lose it's value....
Mon, 5-Dec-22 12:09 PM (2 hours ago)
Did you ever wonder why grandma had a plastic cover on her couch? It's because she was a squirter and grandpa knew what he was doing. 
Mon, 5-Dec-22 10:54 AM (3 hours ago)
Monday's Wordle 5; Quordle 7, 9, 8, 6. ~ That was tricky today! Morning all. 
Hi all, Wordle 534 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 315 5️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ Almost heard the buzzer in Wordle
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 5-Dec-22 9:42 AM (4 hours ago)
With my birthday being the 8th, I got a one of those multiprocess MIG machines from YesWelder for my birthday/Christmas present.
I just sang it out loud and it morphed into the Balamory theme tune. I worry about myself.
(6 hours ago)
Mon, 5-Dec-22 4:00 AM (10 hours ago)
The word “no” is a complete sentence and y’all should respect boundaries
Mon, 5-Dec-22 2:57 AM (11 hours ago)
Bin jetzt ne halbe Stunde zu Hause. Jetzt würde ich gerne ein nettes 18 jähriges Mädchen massieren ( verwöhnen ) wie in den japanischen Massage parlors.🙄
Die zeit lauft…. Abercich denke das deine chancen grosser zein in English 🤷♂️
(11 hours ago)
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Mon, 5-Dec-22 12:31 AM (14 hours ago)
FuNN to get the nod for the 'Chores Challenge'. Who knew a lady would enjoy the sight of a guy ironing? As well as some Nudles I now have more tidy shirts back in circulation.....bonus!
Thanks Pad, very kind. Pic comps save us from taking our nudity too seriously.... fuNN to be 'a dick' without all pics being 'just a dick'......
(9 hours ago)
Mon, 5-Dec-22 12:05 AM (14 hours ago)
Tonight I took my Whore ejleather to dinner, and she was double plugged with remote control toys, to which I had the remote app. Oh, and I imposed orgasm control. The conflict was glorious!
Mon, 5-Dec-22 12:04 AM (14 hours ago)
Tonight I took my Whore ejleather to dinner, and she was double plugged with remote control toys, to which I had the remote app. Oh, and I imposed orgasm control. The conflict between the two concepts
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Mon, 5-Dec-22 12:03 AM (14 hours ago)
Oh, I see the script is being followed word for word, page by page, chapter by chapter.
Ermm yeah we gonna need new writers, these ones are making some people bored and others horny. Not good!
(14 hours ago)
Sun, 4-Dec-22 11:49 PM (14 hours ago)
"As you can imagine.. it’s dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season.”
Yes, a Palm tree would be a better option. It can sustain really dry and high heat environments. 🙃
(14 hours ago)
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