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The brain because it has the ability to stop the mouth talking but it doesn't do it often enough.
(1 hour ago)
vixenhunter likes this
Sat, 28-May-22 4:40 AM (2 hours ago)
have to go to work . wish I was staying home and fucking lol
3083 likes this
Sat, 28-May-22 3:50 AM (3 hours ago)
Went into chat for the first time and everyone was so welcoming had fun love you guys 😘
IsaacLothbrok likes this
Sat, 28-May-22 3:08 AM (4 hours ago)
Having trouble keeping my eyes open and no baking so off to bed...if anyone is looking for pic comments let me know here,not through,I'm notoriously bad at opening them. Xxx
Sat, 28-May-22 3:01 AM (4 hours ago)
Wife's asleep in bedroom, hubby (me) horny alone.... what to do....
Sat, 28-May-22 2:51 AM (4 hours ago)
Would anyone like to chat and mabye exchange some couples pics and vids through email? We are bored lol
Sat, 28-May-22 2:46 AM (4 hours ago)
nite nite dont let the bugs bite 
gonna dream of a nekkid dude in my auto camper 
Sat, 28-May-22 2:15 AM (5 hours ago)
Is it bad I still don’t know how to drive someone give me motivation to get my driver license pls
Sat, 28-May-22 1:02 AM (6 hours ago)
Sat, 28-May-22 12:18 AM (7 hours ago)
What you guys don't know is I don't have savings because when my dad got really sick last year and I almost lost him, paying his medical bills completely wiped out my safety net. It's easy to say, be
"Medical bills are reported to be the number-one cause of U.S. bankruptcies. One study has claimed that 62.1% of bankruptcies were caused by medical issues."
(7 hours ago)
medical bills also extend the time that many are homeless because its much harder to get back on their feet.
(7 hours ago)
Fri, 27-May-22 11:59 PM (7 hours ago)
We’ve always liked music when we fuck. Mazzy Star, Hope Sandoval plays in the background of years of videos. Do you like fucking to music?🎼
you listen to music? i thought music was to hide other sounds from neighbors... listen,,,funny 
(7 hours ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten likes this
the xx is probably still my all time fav sex music
(7 hours ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten likes this
I've watched videos of Mazzy Star playing live, and Hope is just amazing... 😍
(5 hours ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten likes this
Fri, 27-May-22 11:46 PM (7 hours ago)
A 73 year old woman was in court yesterday for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show last week. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.
Yeah she cudda used conditioner,shirley
(7 hours ago)
One fella was so surprised he spilt his seed on the floor
(7 hours ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Fri, 27-May-22 11:27 PM (8 hours ago)
Thanks for the trivia fun everyone. I'm now off to watch a show about tractors. Seriously... I'm a country boy! 😂
Laphroaig has won status for today
(7 hours ago)
Actual tractors! First thing I ever drove was a tractor when I was about 6. Still a tractor fan to this day... 😜
(5 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Fri, 27-May-22 11:27 PM (8 hours ago)
Thank you for your concern. Unfortunately, I don't have friends or family to borrow from and it looks like I won't see a dime until sometime next week
why you should always have savings for emergency n a full pantry/freezer
(7 hours ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten likes this
Fri, 27-May-22 10:55 PM (8 hours ago)
Pervettes and Pervs, please start your engines. Yes, you! Trivia here in 5: