)Mrfilthy2u's Recent Statuses
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Mon, 25-Mar-24 1:50 PM (31 days ago)
An orgasm a day will help keep the stress away. Wishing you filthy people a stress free start of a new week. #MasturbationMonday
Sounds better than an apple
(31 days ago)
Fri, 8-Mar-24 2:52 PM (48 days ago)
🎶🎤 I said-a hip hop, the hippie, the hippie to the hip hop-a you don't stop the rock
Hey there AGR 😘... I've played it about 4 times since last night for some reason. The whole 14 minute version 😳
(48 days ago)
Mon, 4-Mar-24 3:14 PM (52 days ago)
Conversation rules the nation. But what goes without saying could be better left unsaid.
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Wed, 24-Jan-24 2:34 PM (92 days ago)
What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader *mic drop*
Wed, 10-Jan-24 5:16 PM (106 days ago)
Day 10 of 2024 and I haven't posted anything new 😳 I should be ashamed of myself
Tue, 9-Jan-24 4:49 PM (107 days ago)
I really need to stop going to the video chat tab. First time shame on me 32nd time........... Well shame on me again. 🤦🏾♂️
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Fri, 8-Dec-23 2:23 PM (139 days ago)
Oh my my my!!!! Freckles freckles FRECKLES!!!!!! No words are needed for the smile you've given me this morning 😍
Thank you, Thank you, thank you! Ill be here all weekend 😉
(139 days ago)
Haha oh well I'll be on this couch for the next ummm I can't say exactly enjoying your views 🤭
(139 days ago)
Tue, 28-Nov-23 6:18 PM (149 days ago)
Now I went in the store for one thing and I came out with a sex toy. How that happen?
suthernlover likes this
Sat, 25-Nov-23 8:19 PM (152 days ago)
............ one of those days where I don't want to get off the couch. And we all know what happens when I'm on the couch
if I'm laying down I usually fall asleep 😴, you too? 
(152 days ago)
Oh well I do get some of the best sleep AFTER the fact so. Always some good Zzz's.
(152 days ago)
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Fri, 24-Nov-23 10:09 PM (153 days ago)
Just wanted to thank you beautiful people for the bday love.
Haha thanks again. You told me the other day. Just now getting back on here and being able to say thank you to everybody.
(153 days ago)
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Sat, 18-Nov-23 6:01 PM (159 days ago)
Y'all gone show me some birthday love today or y'all don't like me that much?
Fri, 17-Nov-23 9:01 PM (160 days ago)
Just wanted to let you wonderful people know that I didn't break it. Just had to give it a break for a little hahaha. Definitely working properly haha
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Thu, 16-Nov-23 2:24 PM (161 days ago)
It's so funny to get the replies when somebody finally sees my face. I don't wanna toot my own horn but I've been told that I'm handsome every time.
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Tue, 31-Oct-23 3:56 PM (177 days ago)
I'll let you TRICK me out of my clothes if you want this TREAT .
Mon, 30-Oct-23 2:45 PM (178 days ago)
Rain must be a kryptonite for my clothes. They never stay on my body when it's raining. I don't know if that's good or bad.
Fri, 27-Oct-23 5:16 PM (181 days ago)
I will not jack off today. I will not jack off today. I will not! Hey SIT DOWN! Put the oil down. Keep ya pants on! Stop! Don't grab him! Wait! Oooooo that feels good. Nvm don't listen to me!
It IS Friday after all. Go for it!
(181 days ago)
Thu, 26-Oct-23 7:34 PM (182 days ago)
Excuse the comment explosion. My other head is in control of my actions for the moment. 😈
Oh the fun is just now about to start. Soon as I can get to my couch
(182 days ago)
Wed, 25-Oct-23 4:40 PM (183 days ago)
Need some new ideas to take some filthy lil photos. Suggestions.
Tue, 3-Oct-23 7:43 PM (205 days ago)
Forgot that I had uploaded a video on here. Hmm think it might be time to upload another one. 😈