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SpiritWolf68 likes this
You don't have to worry about table manners or conversation with a dead person.
(113 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and McPhallus like this
Somehow kids comment seems funnier after anonymouspisces comment 🤣 😅
(113 days ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
Mary magdolyn……u bet i would!
(113 days ago)
I’m with AGR, turn fantasy into reality.
(121 days ago)
jizzcola likes this
I wish I could cure cancer
(121 days ago)
bulwinkle69, AdeleGingerRaine, almostanything, WendySilvia, spunky4u and 4 others, gpflem, SpiritWolf68, bronze79 and jizzcola like this
How bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya? That's levitation homes. How bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away... With mind bullets!! How about the power, to move you...
(121 days ago)
WendySilvia and jizzcola like this
I put people to sleep.
(159 days ago)
I’ll have to tell you in private. They don’t allow my other wish on here no more
(201 days ago)
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Log...I can sing you a bit of Loggins and Messina if you twist my arm...
(2 years ago)
Haven't watched Ren & Stimpy in ages lol
(2 years ago)
happyhumper69 and bluebayour6 like this
Never watched ut, maybe I'm missing out
(2 years ago)
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🎼It's big is heavy its wood.🎵 🪵
(2 years ago)
Stiiiiimmmmpppyyyy youuuuuuuuu eeeeediotttttt. Tis one of those acquired taste things PA. I do have some of the comic books around here though
(2 years ago)
You may think these limericks are crass and throw me a comment to sass but I will agree to some degree and I’ll still show you the crack of my ass
(2 years ago)
There was an old man from Nantucket, But the stories about his are grossly exaggerated.
(2 years ago)
There once was a sexy young mum. Who loved to be fucked up the bum. She lay on the grass, with three in her arse and a nose nose dripping out all their cum.
(2 years ago)
spunky4u likes this
There once was a young man from Kent, whose dick in the middle was bent. To save himself trouble, he put it in double, and instead of coming he went.
(2 years ago)
There once was a man from Morocco who's motto was really quite macho he said to be Blunt God decreed we eat cunt why else would it look like a taco
(2 years ago)
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Jagged_Edges likes this
Therrrrrrreeeee's a bad moon on the rise! 👍
(2 years ago)
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urwayhot likes this
One for you. What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter?
(2 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth..😉
(2 years ago)
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