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Fri, 27-Nov-20 10:38 PM (3 years ago)
I see that wretched old moggy is back in the house - TC. HE will tell you that those initials stand for TopCat. The rest of us know they actually stand for TotalCockup.
Artistic and flitterbee like this
I find that hard to believe, considering the amount of lot lizards you must have encountered
(3 years ago)
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I am indeed of to my pit, have a goodly day my old mucker: )
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 26-Nov-20 7:08 PM (3 years ago)
No idea why TopCat57 is so welcome here - I've had more entertaining, engaging, intelligent conversations with toenail fungus
Sun, 1-Nov-20 9:22 PM (3 years ago)
Kimberly _ 1229 thank you for super tonight!!! Damn that food is awesome!!! ❤❤
lip2lip, EmuLater, happyhumper69, GottaBeMe, Shyguy1976 and 4 others, 001Bella, Raven2005, Artistic and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Mon, 26-Oct-20 11:02 PM (3 years ago)
For all of you complaining about the cold, let it be known that I just turned down the air conditioner here in my truck
Sat, 24-Oct-20 12:27 PM (3 years ago)
In addition to coffee, breakfast or supper cooking, and of course, diesel exhaust, I smell a LOT of desperation in here this morning LOL
Guess I'll get dressed and go get that shower and coffee (that is MY desperation) See y'all later when I am smelling sweet
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
My F-250 is a rare gas model, so it isn't me!
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
coming home from an early shift..I caught a waft of something between skunk and brewing coffee
(3 years ago)
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Wed, 21-Oct-20 10:16 PM (3 years ago)
Huge shout out to Kimberley 1229 for the gift of premium for the week I am off
Tahca, bootyhoo, kimberly_1229, Artistic, LOVEXXXPORN and 3 others, AdeleGingerRaine, lennynatural and flitterbee like this
What a sweetie and such a beauty
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Yes she is. And you are too
(3 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Not only is Tux back Kimmie is too? This is a good day
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 18-Oct-20 3:18 PM (3 years ago)
TC is so ugly, even QUasimodo feels sorry for him
Artistic, kimberly_1229, happyhumper69, EmuLater, Allure and 2 others, lip2lip and TopCat57 like this
Ewe take care on those highways and byways ha hear!
(3 years ago)
OldTroubador and kimberly_1229 like this
THe highways and byways are safe for a week, I'm parked
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 18-Apr-19 7:00 PM (5 years ago)
Well I reckon I'm going to go get a shower. And since today is a special day I'm even going to use soap. If you're lucky I will catch all you perverts and pervettes later
Evening xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx That should be enough kisses to go round
(5 years ago)
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Sun, 3-Mar-19 7:09 PM (5 years ago)
Was walking down the sidewalk checking out the ladies. THey were checking me out too. That moment when you see the look on their faces that says "Thank God I'm a lesbian"
Whenever I see good looking ladies I thank god I'm a lesbian too
(5 years ago)
Hey Emu!!! Hey Far2!!! If TC would post pictures, it would reduce the incidents of xxxxxxxxxx to almost zero
(5 years ago)
That is what the ladies say to me too even if it's untrue.
(5 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
VT - shhhhh. I've been stepping out on her
(5 years ago)
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Thu, 21-Feb-19 11:45 PM (5 years ago)
Time to shower, eat, then sleep. I've got to get my beauty rest, not that it will help any Y'all be good, or at least good at it
Tue, 19-Feb-19 10:50 PM (5 years ago)
With most everyone concerned with instant gratification, makes you wonder why premature ejaculation isn't more popular
metalwork, lennynatural, artlover4u, Mayhem_fire_cub, ThePadrino and 2 others, LOVEXXXPORN and nobozos like this
I was a premature baby...ergo I have a right to do everything prematurely
(5 years ago)
Mon, 18-Feb-19 6:20 PM (5 years ago)
If TC ever decides to crawl out of his gutter, tell him I said "Hi Pusslet, ya numpty git"
Mon, 18-Feb-19 2:35 AM (5 years ago)
No animals were hurt during tonight's fuckery and shenanigans, although one wallaby was mercilessly picked on. Time for me to bid you all a good night. Good night all
Sun, 17-Feb-19 11:30 PM (5 years ago)
Off to shower and strap on the feedbag. Be back later.
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Sun, 17-Feb-19 2:28 PM (5 years ago)
Holy shit, my laptop has a touch screen. Time to get this day started. It3 will force me to get coffee and I'm told I am a bigger asshole than usual without it. See y'all in a few hours
NaughtyKat likes this
With your fingers Tux. Touch it, with your fingers. Have a great one!
(5 years ago)
OMG Mitch!!!! Of course my fingers, what were you thinking of, ya perv
(5 years ago)
MitchandDaisy and NaughtyKat like this
Well, I know what doesn't work that great on my touch screen: my tongue, and a bread baguette under my arm.
(5 years ago)
I'll have to try a baguette sometime - replicate the experiment, if you will
(5 years ago)
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Fri, 15-Feb-19 4:10 AM (5 years ago)
I shall name this day Sir Gawain and call it a night Perv hearty, me mateys
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Fri, 15-Feb-19 1:39 AM (5 years ago)
Happy 90th anniversary of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre
Hey LP!!! LOL, I hear ya on March 14. I wish I knew, backed off buying one this year
(5 years ago)
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I ain't seen a status move like that in years! Tux, you keep the bugs off the glass, and the bears off ya ass. Take care my friend.
(5 years ago)
You do the same Indy. Good luck on gobbler season
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 11-Feb-19 12:57 AM (5 years ago)
My doctor told me to quit hosting intimate suppers for four - unless three other people showed up
Artistic, naughty_but_innocent, happyhumper69, inforfunc, BuxomXhunter and 2 others, NaughtyKat and steelrat60 like this
Sun, 10-Feb-19 11:48 PM (5 years ago)
Smart assery has been had. Statuses have been hijacked. Time for me to graze my local salad bar I'll be back, unless the croutons are especially tempting
Sat, 9-Feb-19 12:33 PM (5 years ago)
TIme for me to find coffee and then go to work, but before I leave - TC, piss off ya git!!!!
SOmeone please read this aloud, and loudly, to TC. He's having trouble translating modern English to whatever archaic language he comprehends
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
You snuck that through the border while I was elsewhere!
(5 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
I could sneak a herd of elephants past you, ya deaf old git!!!
(5 years ago)
Thu, 7-Feb-19 4:58 PM (5 years ago)
Out of all the gin joints in all the cities in all the world, I had to walk into one that allows mangy, flea ridden old cats in
happyhumper69, 12gaugefan, EmuLater, TexAngel, TopCat57 and 4 others, justcuz, Fire_brand, flitterbee and NaughtyKat like this
Lifes good, but the this crap weather is really cutting into my outdoor productivity ;(
(5 years ago)
Big hugs to you sexy allure all ok here xoxo
(5 years ago)
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Sun, 4-Feb-18 1:38 AM (6 years ago)
"Cuz I"m a ramblin' man, I ain't never gonna change. I got a gypsy soul to blame and I was born for leavin'. Born for leavin'."
No, dang it -- but I think I have a "foolproof plan."
(6 years ago)
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(not to mention an Allman Bros. road-warrior mixtape)
(6 years ago)
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Wed, 31-Jan-18 9:32 PM (6 years ago)
And the orchestra will entertain us with the dulcet tones of Barry Manilow whilst TC attempts to find his way back to the keyboard after rolling the town drunk for his bottle
You never know. We are talking about that amoral cat type person
(6 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Hopefully not. One liifetime of him s more than anyone should have to put up with
(6 years ago)
Thu, 23-Nov-17 5:10 PM (6 years ago)
Something y'all don't know - TC invented the emojis. But back then, they called them hieroglyphics
TopCat57, happyhumper69, Allure, BoobzAlicious, shaqila and 11 others, amancalledpony, flitterbee, steelrat60, 12gaugefan, miss_molly, Wodja, Misspriss, lennynatural, MitchandDaisy, kimberly_1229 and TexAngel like this
Got a lot lizard to suck start it Cheaper than a tow trucck
(6 years ago)
amancalledpony and happyhumper69 like this
Hello Tux xxoo........good to see you, sorry I missed you..... ........tight hug and kotc
(6 years ago)